Cerebral Pants.
The future.
Apart from the birds, they're fecked.
Sad, but true.
It's the inevitable price of progress.
It's also just occurred to me that if you bought yourself a hat made out of Energear, you'd need to get it a couple of sizes bigger than your normal hats, as the close proximity of the material to your brain would make you more intelligent really really quickly, with a resultant dramatic increase in brain, and therefore heid, size.
I hope Schoeller have thought all this through properly.
"It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw."