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 ..but too late he realised that his wife IS a nipple - one that can solo E4
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 But she decided there was nowt on E4, and started channel hopping, much to the annoyance of...
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 Tarquinne, who was enjoying watching Celebrity Big Brother Live (surely not!)
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as he watched he realised that he wasn't the only slug in the world.
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...featuring Leo Sayer, Charles Kennedy and the orange tango man....
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 AKA Drew, ...
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 Yes in fact, he was watching the only slug A.A. show (NOT the breakdown service...Please keep up)and that charles kennedy had just been joined on the couch by non other than the ghost of oliver reed,well, the ghost of his liver anyway...
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Bellonda - Tarquinne's wife turned the TV back to E4, just in time for the first eviction...
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 of her chav neighbours as they had been very naughty doing....
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...a lot of pilfering, namely stealing sausages from the diner kitchen.
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and using them as tentpoles
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for a giant Teepee in the Hippy Valley...
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 and pitched their new teepee between a bright orange wigwam (mine of course) and a rather far out psychodelic camper van owned by an old bearded git who had a strange and pungent aromatic aroma drifting from his pipe.......
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...burn the 'shrooms! Shouted tarquinne, raising himself up to his full height of 15 centimetres
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and with that he turned and...?
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pumped like a demon on his primus......
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..and out popped a sausage...
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(WWW have we got a bit of a secret fetish for sausages?)
A cumberland sausage at that...."my how long and curly it is" said Bellonda "id love to take that big piece of meat in my..............."
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..sandwich. Just then her tent fell down and she needed a new tentpole...
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