 the carrot. Then it squealed as the hamster took a bite
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.jpg) ...Ah, stew. Said Freddy,
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But then, around the corner came another, less wholesome looking hamster. "Eat him" said the first hamster, between mouthfuls of carrot. Freddy looked at the zombie hamster and ...
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...ate the first one! Winking at the zombie hamster Freddy said, Where does CB get all these hamster pics from then, eh? I think we should be told...
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I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you 
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...Say no more! Said Freddy who was as averse to death by hamster as Averse Jack McAdverse was. Seriously though, should you be arming hamsters?
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The alternative is to lie on my back & play dead. Do you think it would work?
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 "No it wont" said Monty the cat from his vantage point in the rafters....
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...Aargh, Cyclops Cat, aargh...
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"C'mon then pussycat, if you think you're hard enough" said the hamster
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"cripes" said the one-eyed cat "I'll need some help with this one, Mad dog Boom'll help me out"
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Ha! Time for the Hamster Commandos to swing into action.
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"bloody cutesy rats" said Tarquinne as he scarpered "you'll never catch me" and was promptly pursued by the numerous hamsters, using their ratlike cunning they managed to......
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... chase him into hiding. Desperate to locate Tarquinne, the hamsters called upon the famous Belgian hamster detective, Hercules Poirot. "I will find monsieur Tarquinne, mes amis, never fear!"
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Fortunately Tarquinne called in his old pal Sir Twiddles "death to all hamsters" Mousebreath to be his bodyguard....
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 Meanwhile the rampaging hamsters continued to leave a furry trail of death and destruction in their wake...... 
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So, there was only one thing for it - mutant & ninja hamsters to the rescue
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Crikey! Squealed Tarquinne, as he was chased up hill and down dale by mutant hamsters, bodyguard cats, armed hamsters, mad dogs, cyclops cats and Freddy Starr. I should never have eaten that...
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... pink iced fairy cake. I must find the antidote. What could it be?
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 Whatever I do I must not eat the dreaded rock cake. <cue Tarquinne munching on Nick's Mum's cake again> MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Sailing down the river, he espied an enormous...
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