 cue man with big tentpole~~~~~~~~~~>
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 but wait!! what's that i hear Said Tarquinne?
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 ...my tent! my tent! My tent has...
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found wings and flow away..
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...into a lake, at this, Tarquinne ( a giant sea slug, remember, DO keep up) dived in and to his horror...
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 got smacked on the head by a piece of lead on the end of someone's fishing line
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...with a label on stating "this was purchased from J R Hartley...."oh no" shouted Bellonda "My husband! My husband! somebody do...."
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something before the three men in White coats try vivisection on a poor giant sea slug...
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 "When they said my husband was a catch, i didn't realise they meant this!" She cried.
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she hoisted the full expanse of breast onto the shoreline and began to tug. And Tug and
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 suddenly there was a horrid rippping sound as
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Tarquinne let out a lumpy fart, sending bits of poo out all over the fisherman and leaving a ghasty smell in the air, the men in white coats were also in the firing line they
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 collapsed at the foot of a giant, angry sausage, who cried, aha I've...........
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got you at last - my breakfast can escape me no longer YAhaHa(evil laugh) as the giant sausage quickly whipped out his knife and fork and bent down to where the men in white coats were cowering
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 This thread has finally convinced me that OM has lost the plot.....lets call it the Rob Ashton Trivia site and have done with it
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And then, the men in white coats told Aash, you're condemned and Rob is now the new poet laureate (albeit, too tall and clad in leathers), lets see what our fantasy seafood selection has to say ,,,
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trembling, the men in white coats pointed to Aash and cried "It wus all is foilt'onest" With a terrible glint in his eye the giant sausage turned to a cowering Aash and>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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said in a loud voice, "OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh, you are awful, but I like you!!!!!!!!"
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 Now this was all getting a bit to much for the camera crew and Davina. Davina (looking gorgeous as ever)stamped her left foot and ripped off.....
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