Keiley scouts show how an over inflated economy can lead to disaster, interpreted in dance form

For the linguistically inclined.

I write this from just outside Stroud, nearby is the Cotswold way, along which I have strode. Or had I stridden along the way? What infact is the past participle of stride?

For the Spurs fans out there:

All trains through White Hart Lane have been cancelled due to a massive points failure.

Did you hear that Juande Ramos was clocked doing 169mph on the M1 coming back from Stoke? Apparently he was just so desperate for three points.

What do the Premier League and a cowboy have in common? They both have spurs at their feet.

And many more:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/oct/21/tottenham-hotspur-jokes

'Ways to spot your addicted to mountaineering

You insist to others that you really buy climbing magazines for the articles

When self arrest doesn't mean you turn yourself in to the police station

Your gear rack is worth more than your house

Your bivvy bag remains set up in your bedroom

When you holiday in the death zone rather than the tropical zone

The majority of your "friends" are hanging on your rack

A Matterhorn topo is on your living room wall

You no longer have anything in common with most other people

All your relatives keep referring to you as the crazy one in the family

You keep finding carabiners all around your house and in your car

Your spare bedroom looks like the local Patagonia shop

The first thing you find in your house to toast marshmallows with is an ice screw

If the contents of your pack cost more than your wedding,
and your honeymoon includes "candlelight" dinners, during a bivouac at sixteen thousand feet

When your pets are named after famous mountains

You refuse to date anyone who doesn't know how to belay

You decorate your house with training holds all over the ceiling and walls

When clicking down this page, you feel your finger tendons hurt from yesterdays unreasonable boulder session

When your friends won't go hiking with you anymore because you spend to much time grading the surrounding peaks

You have replaced the posters in your kids room with topo's of Half Dome and El-Cap

Your tent is worth more than your car

Your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you for shouting climbing terms during sex.'

http://www.nigelspencer.co.uk/web-pages/mountain/general-mountain-pages/mountain-jokes.htm Taken from here at this webpage. Or short link. -

hmmm i like the idea of climbing holds in the house. would make going up stairs more intersting

are you implying that my medicine affects the way i talk

I think you have me and kerry catona confused

Outdoor Fasion

Utter, utter aceness.

From here

As used by beautiful people in beautiful places.

Right, now for some total jokes.

A fun game for all the family. As you may have heard the BNP membership list got published on the net. You can find it here. See if you can find your nearest one.

Is aunty Doris in there? You have wondered sometimes, haven't you? Go on, you know you want to look.