 mal stole my gag about nicking my baby photos . I'd even copied the image to paste in here. ah well I could swear that really is what I looked like. I grew into the ears, now I've got a massive great head. 
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 Speaking of which, did you see the U20s? I did - thought that young outside half was pretty impressive, and the goal-line defence at the end was excellent - they did well to keep their discipline when it really mattered.
Yes I thought so too. Who would you have picked as the legs of the match? 
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 what's yer monitor bluff? Its a ceap Benq LCD thing - not very big
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 What's this? A game of Trumps? My massive right ear stands out more than my massive left ear, trump that! 
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 my dad's bigger than your dad I win
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 Trump Thats an interesting word. A bit like Parrrp.
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 I like the phrase "coughed in his/her romper" as favoured by my politically incorrect father
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 My mum says I was a beautiful baby. 'Til the bloody fairies exchanged me. Gits. I could have been bloody Johnny Depp instead of looking like the ugly older brother of the Mitchell brothers off bleedin' Eastenders. Life is not very fair.
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 Oh god, you're going to start boasting about how high up the wall you can piss next!
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 Oh. Forgot. Evening. Telly's crap this evening.
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 Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Ugly Billy Just the man Can you recommend a monitor calibration download??? (a free one)
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 Oh god, you're going to start boasting about how high up the wall you can piss next! Give me a ladder & you'd be surprised how high I can piss
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 Oh god, you're going to start boasting about how high up the wall you can piss next! No.....
But I got this spider once, you should 'ave seen 'm squirm. His web was about 5ft off the deck so I ............................................................... And he ended up in the big white mint.
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 Can you recommend a monitor calibration download??? (a free one)
They come built in to Mac OS X. Get a new computer; a real one, not one of those toy M$ Windoze jobbies. SuperCal is good too - better than Apples built-in version. It's shareware, but Mac only I think. Alternatively, this might help
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 I boast about the fact I can piss at all at my age. 
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 Thanks Bill i will give it a go
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 prostatic hypertrophy wins in the end!!
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 No such thing Wingnut, just an enlarged prostate. Actually it's a urethral stricture from far too much sex in my youth. This was used in the diagnostic procedure.
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