 Fuy cut!  Patchy repair in place until I get in to work tomorrow. No, I didn't get out today after all. Won't get out tomorrow either the way things are going.
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 I'm feeling a bit cooped up aswell, I wanted to get out for a wee walk or run today but just couldnt get my a*se in gear for anything.
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 *helpfully kicks BBFs arse as punishment* Dinner time.
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 Camping Tips... Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants. A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes. The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills. When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on. Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, do not go into the woods alone. A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup. A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck. In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear.  
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Elementary, My Dear Watson Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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Relaxing Weekends Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their top of the range tent home from home, wildcamping out in the hills and dales. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy. Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign above the door of their tent: "Insurance agent. Ask about our term-life package."
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 Bennachie's been Trevored
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That makes being 'Trevored' a special treat then 
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 Its food BBF; just not as we know it... She'll be sorry 
No I won't. I like Pizza Express. It's actually not bad for pizza outside south and central Italy. So meh!!
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How childish
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 Morning Working at home today
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Ah WAH; should we expect increased posting activity I wonder
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Morning from a rather nice Cardiff. Let's hope it stays this way for the next few days. How childish What, and you've never posted anything remotely childish on OM?
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 Sitting in the hoose is overrated I may go and harass cutomers later, they will fear my dishevelled appearance and offer quicker payment I suspect.
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Why are you looking dishevelled? Have you been out on the hill again? <runs off to petesyworld to investigate>
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At the moment I'm disheveled, well my dressing gown is  . In 30 mins approx I will be suited and booted and looking sharp as a razor ready to impress the socks off'f my new soon to be bosses
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Best of luck, BBF, though if you don't mind a word of advice, getting your potential future bosses to start stripping may not be the best way to impress them.
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Good luck BBF.
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