 You can get cream for those.
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Those haemorrhoids are getting out of control. 
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 Guess who's getting old..... (apart from NPC). 
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Worst case of haemorrhoids I have ever seen..
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 Great minds, eh? 
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 Happy Birthday LotC <plus a slap>
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 Those haemorrhoids are getting out of control.He's surprisingly cheerful, isn't he? Guess who's getting old..... (apart from NPC). Erm .. is it you LotC?
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 Yep! And guess what else.... I've got a new, err, argggh, a Vo, Vlov, vulva, Ugh, a err. Oh Christ. She's bought me a sodding Volvo.
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 Great minds, eh? 
Mine took longer cos it took three goes to spell haemorrhoids
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 Indeed. Sean's approach was much cleverer. 
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 Well I nipped in before both of you by deftly avoiding the hemer haemmer haemarr piles dilemma 
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 Yep! And guess what else.... I've got a new, err, argggh, a Vo, Vlov, vulva, Ugh, a err. Oh Christ. She's bought me a sodding Volvo.
Julie bought you a vulva???
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 Ha! 
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 Mehtinks that Sean knows rather too much about pile treatments. 
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 Don't know what you mean.
<shuffling on rubber ring>
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 Yes. 
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 Yep! And guess what else.... I've got a new, err, argggh, a Vo, Vlov, vulva, Ugh, a err. Oh Christ. She's bought me a sodding Volvo.
LOL.  Happy birthday!
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 God I'm bored. Awaiting second gas service visit to fix a leaky pipe on immersion heater. Evidently the bloke who came this morning wasn't qualified to do it. He used to be but not any more???? Erm. It's just a leaky pipe 
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 Happy Birthday LotC, you're showing clear signs of diminished reaction times  But never mind, as long as you get there eventually (in your new Volvo <snigger>)
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