That sounds similar to the three year old who bought a nine grand pink car on ebay this week!

C.P. Spiders does have an out side patio area so I guess they count too.

Man, you guys are cool (you make me feel somewhat normal). In the last few months (3 to be exact)

TN Voyager tent
Alpine Dream 700
ME Salopets
TN Disco Bivvy
Rab VR Climb Jacket
Gregory Triconi Rucksack
Osprey Ascent 36 Alpine sack
2 x boojum bladder things
a stove
hiking socks (multiple pairs)
Womans 4 season thermorest
various bits and pieces...

I hang my head in shame because I know that a Rab down jacket, some VR trousers, 4 season boots, crampons and an Ice Axe or two, some rope, a harness, gloves (many pairs), a snow shovel, gps, rope clip things, a winter climbing course, a... <gets destroyed by angry wife wielding credit card statement and kitchen knife>

Goat

So far this year,

Superfeet for the Mantas I bought at end of last year
Garmin Etrex Summit
Cable for Summit
Tracklogs - England 50k
Berghaus Freeflow Lite
TNF Hedgehogs
All Active Long Sleeved Top
Titanium Spork
Montane Air
New tube and locking bite valve for platypus
Peak Ignition Titanium stove
Berghaus Pro Stretch Light Tights
Exped Drybags
Montane Terra Stretch Pants

and there's just so much more I could have bought.

Does a replica sonic screwdriver (just ordered from Play.com) count here?

Just picked up an icebreaker merino t-shirt for $30. I've managed to hold off on the Hilleberg Jannu though.