1) Don't be sporkist! I know several human parents that could hardly be worse than sporks. Sporks are good and wholesome, they help old people across the road and clear gutters. I'm this close (holds fingers close together) to reporting Jugears for blatant sporkism!
2) You're all very naughty boys!
3) Is Life of Brian the only film we are allowed to allude to on this website? I wouldn't mind if it were - it is a great film and could really only have been improved by the addition of a spork. They found a wooden spoon but was the lack of sporks the real reason for the downfall of the Roman Empire?
Is it actually true that some top European Muslim Mosque Imam has decreed that true Muslims cannot use a Spork, as it has PORK written into the title, making the item unclean and unable to be put to the mouth then? Someone told me that last year, and if it is true it is very sad, that Islamic campers cannot use what is a great item of outdoors kit.I was told that it was one of a large number of items being taken off Muslim pilgrims going to the Haj in Mecca last year. I didn't belive it at first, thinking it some kind of a jest or bad joke. But thinking on it again recently, it makes me wonder if it is true after all. It is the sort of thing that is silly enough, certainly, to be maybe true!
XKCD is very geeky but at its best it's very fine.
He's been responsible for all sorts of strangeness, like the time he mentioned rule 34 of the Internet ("if you can imagine it there's porn of it") and within a month Wet Riffs (tasteful guitar related nudity, both boys and girls) was with us.
I was told that it was one of a large number of items being taken off Muslim pilgrims going to the Haj in Mecca last year. I didn't belive it at first, thinking it some kind of a jest or bad joke. But thinking on it again recently, it makes me wonder if it is true after all. It is the sort of thing that is silly enough, certainly, to be maybe true!
