Gear

It makes sense that a guy in the woods carrying a towel is much more likely to score with a chic than one that doesn't. If a guy tells a chick "I carry a towel" she will be happier and much more open to a relationship. She believes hes taking care and cleaning  himself. A guy that doesnt is perceived as unkempt and if not using one long enough may truly gas mask stink. A towel is the most essential piece of hiking gear for scoring with the opposite  hiker sex.

It must be a clean towel not those old soggy microfiber, cotton towels that have been through the wash so much that they have an odor all their own. You need a new fresh towel that is always ready to use.

I know what you are saying guys, that I cant just pull off a score by smelling like a saint and that's right. You need some lines. That s why having the latest gear on hand will make it easier to enter those pearly gates. This creates converstion. My favorite piece of towel gear is the Lightload Towels from amazon.co.uk. They are new and do so much that you can talk about them for a long time. By the time you finish you filled her ears with so much that she's on the next plane to get one and ready for a romp in the soil with you. 

You might say, that just smelling good and having all the cool gear lines may not be enough to seal the deal. You may be right again and in that case hand her a gift. Lightload towels are the perfecto present. They are so cheap that you can give her one without hurting your money belt. They also are the cutest little things since that little puppy she had as a child. You then have just made  a hiking partner, lover and maybe a wife.

DaHiker wrote (see)

 They are new and do so much that you can talk about them for a long time. By the time you finish you filled her ears with so much that she's on the next plane to get one and ready for a romp in the soil with you. 

You might say, that just smelling good and having all the cool gear lines may not be enough to seal the deal. You may be right again and in that case hand her a gift. Lightload towels are the perfecto present. They are so cheap that you can give her one without hurting your money belt. They also are the cutest little things since that little puppy she had as a child. You then have just made  a hiking partner, lover and maybe a wife.

I have to say, the very first thing I ask any bloke I meet on the hill is "do you carry a Lightload Towel with you?", and refuse to have anything more to do with them if the response is in the negative.

Oddly, I haven't had any success so far with this obvious chat-up line.

Well, who is going to admit to having their Lightload Towel stuffed down their trousers?

twiglegs wrote (see)

I'm more worried about what type of guy goes into the wilds looking for women.

I'd be deeply concerned if anyone flapped and waved a tiny dehydrated white rag at me. 

Thanks for the amusing story I guess? I'll have to pass on the wonder towel though, as much as I'd love to be a mountaineering babe magnet I can't quite shake my scepticism!

DaHiker wrote (see)

Twiglegs, Could you be one of those odorous guys we are talking about?

 I'm pretty sure that's "you", not "we".

it's faaaaaaaaaaar to early to be facetious, mick.

besides, that only works if a gin and tonic is being flapped.

hitting the ignore button for boring towel man

"Guys that carry towels score more with the women"

I must pass that on to the lads so that they'll carry towels when they're on the pull.