 ...no shouted the buffet, in unison (why they's joined a union nobody knew) but we are well past it so feel free to dig in, they said invitingly! Great, said Desmond as he reached for...
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 ....his Colt .45, " freeze! suckers" he shouted at the dish of squid tenticles....
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...but he had failed to take into account the fact that squid tentacles don't, in the normal way of things, have ears so he was surprised, but shouldn't have been, when instead of freezing the reached out, grabbed the gun and shot him!
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"hey, didn't we meet once in the Med?" said Tarquine to the squid "Oh yeah, near Crete wasn't it" said the squid "Hell! is that the time, I'll give you a ring sometime but I must be off" and he jetted away "wondered what the smell was" said Tarquinne......
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...as the squid shot him too. Squid, of course, have little trouble with heavy handguns like the .45, their extra arms mean, well, skill at arms, really. He finished lamely...
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  INTERLUDE - For heaven's sakes! Is this story still going on! Oh yes, it has to it's an never ending story isn't it, silly me!
 choc ices, nuts, crisps, albatrosss!
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...and he had six of them too, all heavy calibre pieces, he was a six squid six shooter, a dead shot at getting sea creatures through their hooters!.....He had no backbone at all though being a squid so would run away and hide....
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...whenever he felt like it...
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 ...and he often did. Back at the garden party, Bellonda was fluttering her eyelashes at Lee Adama, who was taking plenty of no notice. His lack of tutu meant that he was still having to use his hands to cover his man-garden. Bellonda constantly asking to shake hands with him was definitely wearing thin. Paris Hilton walked through the door - which was no mean feat for an international hotel like that. Dressed in pink as usual, the hotel sauntered (good word, sauntered) over to Bellonda and spat feathers at her.
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...fffffththththpppppppwwwwwwwwereeer!
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 ...went the feathers all out from the mouth spat fast.......like deadly flying missiles of feathery hate....
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...Hahahahahahahaha, Mwahahaahahahahahaha! Laughed Bellonda, those feathers didn't hurt me! Then she fell down dead...
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..drunk. Paris Hilton then winked at Tarquinne but had brought clothes for Lee Adama so he was no longer nakie. However, she did stare as he struggled into one of her cast-offs. "Why do I always end up in women's clothes?" he wailed. "Beats me, Honey, but you sure look mighty purty" intoned Paris. Lee ran off to find some of Tarquinne's cute little numbers instead. Meanwhile everyone had forgotten to look at the giant squid. "Is this the giant sea cucumber's garden party?" he asked. "Yes, that's me, Tarquinne, I'm the GSC". The squid beamed. "I've been looking for you all my life" said the squid. Bellonda starated getting jealous so snogged the face off Lee Adama to make T jealous. But what of the mop?...
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