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The a*se crampon returns...

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22/12/05 11:57

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Just in case you were stuck for that last minute Christmas gift.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Boardman Tasker winner to write...

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22/12/05 12:18

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Hey that Crampon could be designed with me in mind. When I'm walking on ice I spend half the time on my backside anyway. I'll add it to my christmas list.

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22/12/05 15:33

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lol... Just don't try putting it on in the dark!

ouch! ;o)

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23/12/05 11:42

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It's essential to ensure that the arse crampon is correctly orientated before attempting to secure it to your nether regions...

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27/12/05 23:13

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How about an adaptor to fit the arse crampon so it doesn't get all messy when shitting yourself on ice climbs?

What I really want is arse padding after a couple of tumbles snowboarding last week. Or the ability to get my edges to stick on sheets of ice!

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04/01/06 18:02

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Nice one Jon! I still prefer the knee crampons from The Angry Corrie though. The indicator poles are genius too! :-)

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