 Can't wait to see Ray Mears doing an Extreme Survival on this one!
One question though. Any idea just WHICH item of my clothes should be pink?
I think that Mrs F has a couple of items but I'm not sure of the size...
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 And the silly (words fail me but I'm thinking of a four letter word starting with b) dumped a banana skin in the rainforest, wrote her name on the mountain with permanent marker and desecrated a tree with graffiti....
...words are still failing me....
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 Bless her, she's incapable of carrying a compass map or indeed any food of ANY nutritional value, but I bet she was able to give a good manicure and a killer makeover to anyone searching for her...
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 And her mother...the daughter was on a steeply-sloping mountainside and the mother said - "I think she's been walking round in circles".
I would rather hope that on the uphill parts of the circles she would think that this plan was a *little* flawed.
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 asshole!
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 Sounds like a publicity stunt to me, I wonder which paper is paying for the Mother and sister to Fly out there?
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 re-arange the following phrase.
cut girl poor the slack fucking some.
she's just come out the jungel after making mistakes which im sure she realised when she was out there, now shes home..ALIVE! shouldn't that be the most important thing right now being as so many dont these days??? we all make mistakes and learn from them. Plus if i'd been lost for that long, the last thing i'd want is a bunch of media twats telling me what id done wrong etc when half of them havent done anything except write trash n stir shit!
<rant mode off>
<storms out and slams door behind him>
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 FWIW that last post was aimed mainly at the media rather than people here!
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 Ben...I think you forgot your keys!
But you are right...It's nice to have a story on the news where someone isn't bombing someone or people dying or being nasty to one another.
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 And nobodies answered me about the pink clothes...
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Maybe Gore will start making a new range of base layer colours....shocking pink....what about neon green....
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 some people shouldn't be allowed out just like the two young ladies asking for directions on prison band a month ago no map no kit, nice jeans.......RANT RANT RANT!!
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 Well I must say that some of the Lowe Alpine ladies' things come in some rather bright colours....which is why I chose black for my dry-flo top....I just couldn't stomach some of their alternatives.
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 Go-lite make some really bright kit
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So is gum now going to become an essential part of every walkers survival kit...and if so which flavour works best?
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 Dear God not Juicy Fruit please...second-hand it smells like rotting apples....yuk
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 I used to like Juicy Fruit when I was a nipper...Can you still get it in these days of 'Ice Extra Icy Super Mint Icy' Chewy?
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 Yeah, YOU liked Juicy fruit - those around you however.....
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As a kid in New Zealand we used to have Hubba Bubba (american I think), it was great for blowing bubbles. Maybe if they invented a dayglo type the bubbles could be used as locating beacons in bad weather...
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 If you blew a bubble big enough it could double as a makeshift group shelter.
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