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A £2,000 arts project aims to create poetry using words spay-painted on the backs of woolly Northumbrian sheep. No really, we're not making it up.

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Jon Doran
05/12/02 10:45
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Unspecified chocklit for the best 15-word effort that could be sprayed onto sheeps backs for literary effect. Feeling arty, this is your chance to make a confectionary killing.
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Mike D
05/12/02 10:54
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This way up.
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Alex Ford
05/12/02 11:16
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Get your Choclit salty balls here.
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Simon Cardwell
05/12/02 11:59
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Hand or Cool Machine Wash only.

Line dry.

Do not dry clean.
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Adam Youd
05/12/02 15:07
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Next arts project
Split flock into six equal groups and dye each group a different colour (red, yellow, green, ect) - put them all back in the field.


massive Rubiks c-ewe-b (oh dear, oh dear) for sheepdogs to play
:-)

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John Corteen
05/12/02 15:17
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If you can read this, please GETOFFFFF!!!
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Alex Ford
05/12/02 15:45
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Using John's Idea...not wishing to plagiarise...but

"If you can read this...GERROFF MOI LAAAAAAND!"
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Alex Ford
05/12/02 15:46
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(Sorry mate)
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Mike D
05/12/02 15:52
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Come near us again Bo Peep and we're gonna stick that crook where the sun don't shine.

Ok so more than 15.
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Mike D
05/12/02 15:53
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OR

Let's get the flock out of here.
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Adam Youd
05/12/02 16:21
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Blessed are the sheep for they shall inherit the earth.
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John Corteen
05/12/02 16:22
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Blessed are the big noses...
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Alex Ford
05/12/02 16:35
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Anyone for lamb?
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Mike D
05/12/02 16:42
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Mary had a little lamb
but really wanted a porky
So she stole a big live ham
And had a real good forky......

So sorry.
I'll get my (sheepskin) coat...
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Ninja Marmot
05/12/02 18:03
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For those of you who remember 'I'm Mandy, fly me'....

I'm Daisy, tup me.
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Chris Knox
05/12/02 20:06
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the woolly locusts jumping again!



(with apologies to all my farming buddies)
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Andy Wallace
06/12/02 09:03
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Hey! You! Get off my heaf!
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Andy Wallace
06/12/02 09:04
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Anyone for leap-frog?
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Ben Hedley
06/12/02 09:51
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shouldnt that be leap-sheep?
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Chris Knox
06/12/02 23:54
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Please de-fleece me let me go, 'cos I don't love wool anymore.

There's possibly a pun on Engleburt's surname too, but I may get baaahd. OK coat's on already.
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