Soapbox

What ever will they come up with next? mind, if Nell wants to join me on a camping trip to the woods, well......

Besides, how will anyone know your sandwich contains Marmite?

I think that the lovely Nell will be missing out on MY company...

Marmite - YUK!

Yeah, yuk.

The Xtreme sandwich website has an unusual effect though; I'd swear I can smell the marmite!

You just have to be holding a jar of M at the same time - you don't have be EAT the damned stuff...thank goodness.

Did you see the rules? If you aren't wearing the appropriate safety equipment e.g. a helmet when biking, you're disqualified. Who decides what the level of safety equipment is?

Marmite - spread thickly on crusty bread, YUMMMMYYYYYY

Just don't plan on doing any snogging afterwards.

Also did you know it's an effective insect repellant especially for mozzies as the vitamin B makes the blood taste bad?

What safety equipment is there that can protect you from Marmite?

As for the safety equipment, it only mentions it in the hints and tips. If you look and the full T&C's there is no mention of and as these bits make the legally binding contract, they cannot disqualify you for not wearing them

"If you do choose to do an Xtreme sport you must wear the recommended protective gear during the activity. Photos showing Xtreme activity without protective gear will be disqualified. (e.g. Mountain Biking without a helmet)"
still sounds pretty emphatic!

why would you be mountain biking without a helmet? are marmite sarnies that good a protection against skull fractures?

On several occasions I've been asked to supervise at charity events, and some people get quite embarrassed about wearing their helmets etc. for the press photo shoot and want to take them off, even when they've been wearing them all day. These are usually people who are participating in an adventure sport that they don't normally do. It's important that they do wear the kit though, otherwise people will write in complaining that the participants don't look properly equipped. This happened to prince Will a few years ago; I expect the marmite people are trying to pre-empt this.

Had marmite on toast this morning in bed, what sort of safty device should I have been wearing?

Depends who else was in bed with you at the time......

LOL!

Knowing Mike, he'd need FULL precautions....

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

Foul mental picture developing.

:)