 Will the owner of the bottom on TGO's subscription page please stand up? This picture of a nekkid man gazing wistfully upon mighty peaks has generated more interest among the laydeez in the OM office than the topless pics of Jonny Wilkinson currently doing the email rounds... Step forward o naked one, just don't forget to put your pants on first eh? We promise not to make you the butt of our smutty jokes :)
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 I know I've mentioned this before, but this is a good opertunity to ask tgo how they got the photo of my better-half on page 54 of the December issue (naked walking). Compare.
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 We've been asked not to reveal the owner of the subscription page's nekkid derriere (if fact one or two folk in the feature Mike refers to have asked the same!
However if the owners of those bods care to reveals themselves (again…)…
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John, I see that the lovely model in the Easedale feature on page 68 also favours red rucksacks... or am I on a bum steer?
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I'm beginning to get an idea of what a debauched, one-track-minded lustful bunch of ladies we at tgo have teamed up with. I'm not sure it suits our beardy "old labrador" image at all. See, I bet your computer screen's all steamed up.
I can't reveal whether you're on a right track or not. Needless to say the guy who appeared on the subscription page naked, about to take a dunk, can answer for himself.
On a serious note (sorry) though this is the sort of thing (skinny-dipping I mean, not lusting after tgo's photo subjects) that will be made illegal by the new laws that Naked Rambler Steve Gough's protesting about. Banal, isn't it?
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 Hi all. Can't believe I've spent my afternoon reading this forum when I'm supposed to be working... still, what else is a Monday afternoon good for? Feel the need to respond to Alison Stockwell ref my feature on Easedale in the current issue. She didn't like my reference to the inappropriately clad passser-by but, honestly, if Alison had seen her... she wasn’t a passer-by, but someone we were taking up the route. She was the girlfriend of a friend, had been coerced into the scramble, and made everyone suffer for it. I’m not kidding about her clothing; it was just extraordinary.
As for the naked bot on the subs page... can I tell the laydeez that the rest of him is even better? Just checked and he's prepared to bare all if he gets a good enough offer. Boy, does he need a slap. All this exposure is going to his head.
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He's obviously made you dizzy, it's Tuesday afternoon!!
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Blimey, it's a time warp here in Yorkshire. Actually, as a New Zealander, I could claim that it's Wednesday morning. Or...
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 Ah, OK Judy; a misunderstanding. She sounds like a story in her own right :-)
Jack's Rake is a favourite of mine too. You would have laughed if you had seen me on there last February. We were well established on the route when we came across a full-blown grade three ice pitch (well it felt like that anyway).
We had no crampons or axes, and there was a nasty drop waiting for anyone who fell. My scrambling partner opted to clamber up the loosely attached heather directly above the drop, but I decided to go for the ice pitch. It was about ten feet long, and I managed OK until about two feet from the top when I ran out of holds completely. This was when we remembered that the rope was in my pack! Unable to go up or down I had an anxious few moments. Eventually my partner sat on the edge and hung his leg over for me to hang onto. At full stretch, I could just about tuck my fingertips into the top of his boot and get enough purchase to haul myself within reach of the top. All the time I was thinking "I hope his boot stays on." Once I was safe, he admitted that he had been thinking exactly the same thing.
I enjoyed reading your article, and it reminded me of occasions like that. :-)
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Hurrah - OM fearlessly reveals identity of the Naked Man For All Seasons! And who said investigative journalism was finished?
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 Who are all these ladies you all keep refering to, I aint no lady so dont expect me to behave like one.
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 I dunno, go off to Nepal for four weeks and the forum turns to smut. Can I take it that the naked butt referred to belongs to none other than... D*****?
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Yes you dunnywell-can matey!
Welcome home. Where's your copy?
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D**** ?
Is it your butt then Mr Doran?
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 I think he meant DeeDee
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I think Judy Armstrong gave the game away on the previous page. Is it Christmas yet? I think I'm jet-lagged, or maybe it's just pipe insulation.
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