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Stevie
20/08/04 08:58
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Bears dont just pinch your grub, they drink beer too!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3580626.stm
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Jon
20/08/04 09:26
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yay, nice one, very Friday morning :-)
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Julie Stephens
20/08/04 10:12
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At least drunken bears just fall asleep then get the munchies. Drunken wasps are nasty drunks.
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Richard Kermode
20/08/04 10:17
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beer..............
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Julie Stephens
20/08/04 10:29
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Beer, Beer, we want some beer.
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Darren Christie
20/08/04 12:12
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they got lucky, apparently camp sites round the UK wake up to find hung over OM'ers in them.
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Dick_B
20/08/04 12:20
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Lucky bears

No beer 'till Tuesday for me.... (8-(

Gloom!
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Julie Stephens
20/08/04 12:23
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What us drunk, never.

We are totaly dedicated to maintaining peak physical fitness in order that we may persue out otdoor activitys, we would never sully our bodies with alcohol, who has spread such lies.
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Darren Wheeler
20/08/04 12:57
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As I always say,

"It's not the bears you have to worry about. It's the buck-toothed hillbillies"
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Jan Obdrzalek
20/08/04 13:56
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I like the bit about Busch beer :) Obviously, even bears know a good beer from bad. I only regret (so does the bear, I'm sure:)) the fact there wasn't some nice Czech lager/pilsner too.
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Dick_B
20/08/04 14:06
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Czech beer mmmmm good stuff mmmm <slurp>

I had lots of fun trying the beer in Prague last October. I was told that the Czechs drink more beer per capita than anywhere else in the world. Even more than the Austalians!

But I don't suppose they give a XXXX!
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Julie Stephens
20/08/04 19:24
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Stop talking about beer, I have got to go to work at 9pm tonight untill 9am tomorrow, no beer for me and its Friday night, still I suppose I will get a whiff of it off the drunks we get in.
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Dick_B
20/08/04 19:48
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A new way to define your shift cycle, ie:

2 weeks no beer 8-(
2 weeks Beer, beer, beer ;-))
2 weeks no beer 8-(
2 weeks Beer, beer, beer ;-))

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Julie Stephens
20/08/04 23:11
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When I left for work my Hubby was drinking ice cold beer, condensation on the sides of the glass. No consideration, couldent wait untill I left the house, mental cruelty I tell you.
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Dick_B
21/08/04 07:11
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Disgraceful behaviour indeed!

It was the bit about the condensation the glass that did it for me; I broke down at that point.....


Oh no! There I go again, I must get a tissue, 'scuse me.....

<sniffles>
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Julie Stephens
21/08/04 10:04
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Home now and cant get to sleep. Keep thinking about beer, hey beer would help me sleep.
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Dick_B
21/08/04 11:33
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Resist! Resist!

You know you'll wake up in two hours needing the loo!

And there's the hangover bit to consider!
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Julie Stephens
21/08/04 15:22
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OK I have resisted the beer. But tonight that sweet cold nectar is all mine, mine I tell you.
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Jan Obdrzalek
23/08/04 12:50
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Czechs and beer consuption - the table is here :) Go and figure.

http://www.brewers.or.jp/english/consupt2.htm

I felt a little bit annoyed when I learned that Brits consider Irish to be the biggest drinkers ;) OTOH, I must admit to drinking less than an average fellow countryman.
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Champagne Cocktail
24/08/04 19:11
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Sod the beer....GET ME A COCKTAIL...NOW!!!
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