 That's the best line I've ever seen in a book review! I wonder if anyone will find it by Googling for that exact phrase?
I almost feel inspired to start work on a "how-to" guide with that exact same title.
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<hump>
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 I'm sure Trail have already Trademarked that phrase for an up and coming article.
It certainly sounds like something they would say.
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 Don't think it will fit in the cupboard really.
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and where would you get a gimp outfit for it as well?
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 And where would you put the handcuffs/baby lotion/electrodes?
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 Some posters on here know too much about it.
<getting worried>
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I did wonder if I might be giving too much away, there... ;-)
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 And how do you know they know too much JJ?
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my excuse is I've watched Pulp Fiction too many times
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 'Gonna get medieval on yo summit!"
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Dave - cos he's talking about stuff that I don't know about...
<innocent look>
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I'll never be able to buy a swing cheek pulley and ropes again from my local outdoor shop without getting funny looks :(
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Just think what some lucky person called Ben Nevis must be thinking!!!!!
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My new book, "101 unauthorised uses for a climbing harness, and why it's wise to run away now", will be out in paperback, just as soon as I get free...
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Oh is that what the harnesses are meant for?
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You mean there's a 102nd use?
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Now I am disturbed I thought there where only 20................
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 Who is this Karie Beana that we have to run ropes through??
And be lay with?
And who is Rapel? Is he a latin climber?
Where is Piton? Is he out on the Piste?
And will he have his "Friend" with him?
Watch next week for the next exciting episode of "On the piste again".
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 You lot are disgusting. I'm off to thrutch up a dirty, wet crack instead.
Sorry <hangs head in shame>
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