..this revolutionary, new, highly technical, cutting edge concept - the 'belay jacket system' ...... is basically to take a big warm coat with you and then put it on when you get cold.
Erm, I think my mum came up with this one.
IGM (nice warm)C
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 Not just any coat though, it has to have a huge snuggly hood and be lined with fluffy synthetic insulationy stuff. You can hang your mitts on a string around your neck too. That's the revolutionary captive mitt system.
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 For a proper captive mitt system you have to thread the string through the sleeves of your jacket
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Yep - so when someone pulls one - the other whacks you in the ear.
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 Otters have never whacked *anyone* in the ear, thank you...
;oP
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 Otters aren't big enough to whack *anyone* in the ear
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Whats all this talk of otters?
You know what the next must-have bit of technical kit will be, don't you? eh? eh?
A Snood
I bet you.
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 I want one! I want one!
Oh...
I see...
Mmmmmm...
May be not then ;-)
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Ooooh
One of my fave words of all time is "snood".
It's such a sensuous word - like it's so ergonomic..snooooooood
<goes off happy>
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Steady girl, steady! As a boy at school I was told to take a cold shower when I got feelings like that! 8-)
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Snood, snooooood, snod, sn00d, ssssnnnnnnoooood - its funny however you say it.
Hmm, I can see a gap in the market here.
Technical snood with matching legwarmers and muff.
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 ooh err!
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 Is a buff a naked snoood?
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My partner uses her buff as a snood
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BTW Monkey M*gic - when I was in China recently there were three different versions of Monkey on TV
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Speaking technically, Richard, a buff is actually a shaved snood - an awful cruelty and franckly a practice that, like bear baiting, has no place in these enlightened times and should be banned.
Three versions of monkey!! I can feel my mind boggling quite alarmingly.
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crikey! shaving one's snood. sounds like desperately dangerous and delicate work.
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Are we allowed to discuss the shaving of the sn**d ?
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yes, YES..YES!!
...sorry...
Technical snood with matching muff.
I'm surprised no-one's making those
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