I have a colleague whose pornstar name (she says name of first pet and mother's maiden name) is "Fluffy Khan". The original Fluffy was a rabbitt.
My trail name would be "Lawers Lowe Alpine" that doesn't sound right.
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 OMrotica presents....
"Fun on the Hills"
Starring (in no particular order)
Hedgehope Aztec
Great Hangman Vango
Fluffy Khan
and
Big Dick
Note: Any resemblance to any names that have appeared in this thread is entirely intentional and no offence should be taken. ;¬)
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 If I ever have a pet I think I'll call it Great Hangman. Then if I ever have a child they'll have a great porn star name.
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I think Flffy Khan is a fab pornstar name. Using the same system as Fluffy my name would be "Pip Wilson" not nearly as good but better than "Lawers Lowe Alpine"
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 Hold on a minute!! If PTC's idea is to be followed then i would end up being
Green animal !!
HHHmmm well maybe there is a point...
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 I'm so glad my first hill wasn't Great Cock Up.
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 ...or Lord Hereford's Knob.
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...especially unfortunate if you'd done it carrying a "Head" rucker.
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Can't tell it's Friday afternoon can you...
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 To steer this back to a pre watershed audience I could also be known as Dumpling Eurohike
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 First pet, first street of abode:
In which case I'm Pinky Waverley, which I think has a nice classic porny feel (I'm guessing it does anyway…), sort of Mae West meets Lily Savage, sort of…
First hill (and I'm guessing, it was all so long ago) and first pack makes me Stoodley Berghaus. Sort of Don Whillans meets, erm, Berghaus.
Incidentally I've just started reading Jim Perrin's new biography of Don Whillans and can't recommend it highly enough. Out in the shops soon boys and girls. It's enough to make you take up climbing (and scrapping…).
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Lucky for some! I paid for my copy over a year ago and I'm still waiting!!
Pet and street combination gives me "Jake Newcome" which is kind of rakish.
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 Pet and street gives me Flash Cambridge. but I prefer Blencathra Craghopper.
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there could be some truly outstanding Trail names using hill and rucksacks like the American Whistler Osprey, the Scandinavian Fell runner Ingleborough Haglofs and the classic "Old Man Arc'teryx".
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Dave,
You could also be Saddleback Craghopper if the Ordnance Survey are to be believed
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 If it is a hill from when I was small, I would be Tiger Miffy.
If it is my first munro, I would be Cairngorm Bergenhausen and if it is my first hill in another country I would be Grouse ME-Coop.
Tomorrow will be Schiehallion Hot Ice.
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Strictly speaking, to be a true handle/nick name/trail name/call sign it should be confered on one by others.
This takes personal ego and likings out of the equation.
I have come across:
Pound Stretcher - watches what we spend
Big Foot - speaks for itself
Boomer - heard all over the ship
Destroyer - always looking for a sub
The Judge - sits on the bench
The Sub - sits on the bench
Mo'boy - Mothers boy
Billy Two Bellies - speaks for itself
Windmill - his mouth never shuts
Reboot - IT guy whose standard phrase is "Have you tried rebooting it?"
Eddie - looks like Eddie the Eagle
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 God this thread is more crap than im getting use to on here....but "captain jules rohan"(sad) and "been everywhere man" have been thrown upon me by my bros.
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 Well, I'd either be:
Fred-carrot-rabbit Poplar
or
Pen-Y-Ghent Craghopper
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