Does anybody know where i can get some new feet, the boots i have are fine but my feet seem to have become a little bit knarly over the years and are little unsighlty after years of squeezing them into climbing shoes for hours on end

This any good, WoM? It's 2000 years old, very hard-wearing, and even comes with its own footwear, guaranteed blister free.

Kate's replacements might be a touch on the heavy side.

Only this weekend I was thinking of improving my own feet by having some corner bits removed.

Perhaps this would be the better solution?

Oscar Pistorius seems to have found himself a pretty useful pair...

Maybe it was the clippety-cloppety on the Welsh thread that wore out your feet?

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Don't know much about feet but how's your knees? Not brittle are they?

You really need to look after your feet otherwise they may end up looking like this

roflmao NPC
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Wizard, expose your feet to sunlight and they'll become rock hard.........in fact they'll become rock.
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My first dessicated hermit!

Can I put in an order for some carbon-fibre and titanium knees please?

Is it just me, or is that 2000 year old Roman statue (as posted by MetricKate) wearing a "Merrell Chameleon Web" sandal ??

Hi,
I need a pair of new knees.My left knee collapsed without warning last Wednesday.The pain was terrible after an xray, the quack said my knees were knackered.Does this mean the end of Hill walking.

Can't you get them at the "Body Shop"????

Geddit?????

Oh I'll get my (arc'teryx) coat!