Never seen Bear Grylls advocate a
courgette as weapon of choice against bears. Hoorah for courgettes!
Pah, she only threw it at the bear - I'd have been more impressed if she'd poked it's eye out!
Never seen Bear Grylls advocate a courgette as weapon of choice against bears. Hoorah for courgettes!
I have an entirely different use for corgettes.
Never seen Bear Grylls advocate a <a target="_blank">courgette</a> as weapon of choice against bears. Hoorah for courgettes!
I have an entirely different use for corgettes.
You scoop out the seeds and sleep inside one?
Umm, not exactly.
<wanders off slowly in a John Wayne stylee>
Too right, Daddy Bear
Journalism at its best.
A 14 inch courgette is a marrow!
A Courgette makes better press (and jokes)!
But hooray for the Woman, her brave Collie, and her Courgette/ Marrow
Edited: 24/09/10 12:19
I could do with the fibre of a courgette / Marrow. All thi smeat is leaving me a little 'bound up'.
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Which is exactly what I had in mind for porky Mears, provided he remembers to bring the electrical flex
Edited: 24/09/10 12:56
My Goda Bear have ye no manners. Hava ye never heard ofa da flint man? You cuts the zebra with the flints and then you puts it ina your mouth, you don't justa stick you'ra head in.
The man's a beast. A filthy, uncouth, rampaging animal. Tearing things limb from limb and ripping their flesh, giving off pheromones, rutting indiscriminately like some rampant, all-conquering stag....
Oh my.
Is it hot in here or is just me?
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