Many years ago as a young sprog I was taught how to assemble 58 pattern. Two ammunition pouches, one left, one right. Water bottle pouch, kidney pouches, respirator pouch (which apparently held six cans of beer and a half bottle in the inside pocket), and a poncho roll. Topped off with a large pack there was a place for all of the soldiers’ kit. Items which were needed first, such as water and ammunition were at hand, where you needed them. Well, that was the idea. In reality it wasn’t that good. The material wasn’t waterproof, and shrank when it got wet. Fastenings were ineffective and you could put your back out trying to get a water-bottle back in its pouch without taking the whole thing off.
Over the years I picked up my own webbing, modifying it to make it better. Then as new webbing was introduced I acquired that, modified it, forever tweaking at it, until at last I had what I considered the perfect set up. Pouches on the belt held what I needed, with closures which could be operated one handed and wouldn’t open by accident. Moving on down the years and I’ve applied the same principles to my hillwalking gear. I don’t want to stop to take off a rucksack to get out a camera or a water bottle. I want my map and compass at hand whether I’m wearing shorts and t-shirt, waterproofs or a fleece. I don’t want to have to empty my pockets of compass and the like if I take off my waterproof jacket. In short, I want all my gear in one place, securely, all the time. I’ve tried various combinations of rucksacks and pouches. While they work there is no co-ordination. Pouches dangle where you can find an attachment, floppy, with the danger that they may come off. What I would love to see for the hillwalker is a serious attempt by one of the big names to provide such a product. The nearest thing I could find which in any way approaches what I am after would be the South African Army Assault Vest.
It’s let down only by it’s small back-pack compartment, and the fact I’d look like John Rambo wearing it on the hills. Some years ago some friends and I went camping on The Cobbler, and much of our gear was army DPM (camouflage- Disruptive Patterned Material) clothing. We were camping in civilian tents and one our group heard a noise and went out to see what it was. He was wearing DPM and on exiting the tent he remarked that we were surrounded by soldiers. Within minutes we were being pushed to the ground, and I was knocked on the back of the head with an LMG (Light Machine Gun- an updated 7.62mm version of the WW2 Bren gun- not ‘light’ at all!). We had been mistaken for participants in an escape and evasion exercise, and it took a while to convince our captors that we were in fact on holiday. From then I’ve had an aversion to wearing DPM while hillwalking...