Normally, at this point, I'd jump in and extol the virtues of Stoats Porridge Bars. However, my local Deli wanted £1.60 for a single bar so I won't. F**k you, Stoats, I'll make my own, thanks.
"Oats so simple" is cack btw. MYOP* is the way forward.
*Make Your Own Porridge
Trouble no one about their religion;
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