Oh.... how do I hate thee, let me count the products...
1. Koflach second-hand plastics - an appalling fit and productive of total misery, horrid.
2. Any number of early, windproof fleeces which engendered instant sauna conditions in minutes.
3. Porelle Dries - I never got on with them, they just seem to make my feet feel cold and what is that bag-like cut about?
4. Trangia stoves - Ray Mears could boil water faster with a handfull of moss and a piece of metal.
5. Adidas Tangent Mid lightweight shoe things - not only did the uppers wage war on my feet, but the wet grip of the sole was non-existent.
6. Oh there are so many more, do you really want to know them all?