Overhead dual-bessicated pipe systems with fully pigillated flanges.

James Smith 1

15/10/2001 at 16:37

Jon, don't take this the wrong way or anything mate, but you do talk some cobblers at times don't you?

Jon Doran

15/10/2001 at 16:46

I learned everything I know from Ray Mears, anyway, what makes you think I wrote that?

OutdoorsMagic Editor | jon@outdoorsmagic.com

James Smith 1

15/10/2001 at 16:55

Jon, lets be honest now. Did you write that?

Jon Doran

15/10/2001 at 17:00

Erm, I'm in a difficult position here. You know, journalistic ethics, protecting your sources and stuff. I can't really comment.

OutdoorsMagic Editor | jon@outdoorsmagic.com

James Smith 1

15/10/2001 at 17:02

It's alright Jon, I understand. I always keep my ketchup in a locked cupboard to which only I have the key.

Jon Doran

15/10/2001 at 17:08

I certainly didn't write: 'Overhead dual-bessicated pipe systems with fully pigillated flanges.'

OutdoorsMagic Editor | jon@outdoorsmagic.com

Derek Watkinson

15/10/2001 at 18:05

Well somebody did !
I think the ideas a great one. Since I'm about to be made redundant (Marconi woes etc.) I'm now contemplating starting my own business in a similar vein. I.e. re-creating classic sections of bogs, swamps, mudbaths etc. as excercise rooms for rich people who can't stand heights but want the genuine outdoors indoors. Does anybody think this is a sound business plan ?

Orange Alex Ford

15/10/2001 at 19:58

Sounds good to me...but I think my dog beat you to it! Everytime we come in from a walk she brings in assorted bogs, swamps, mudbaths, etc. It's like bloody "High Seat" in my living room some days. I'm just waiting for some red-socked-Eurohike wearing rambler types to come tramping through with hearty shouts of "Morning, morning, morning, morning..."(repeat to fade)

James Smith 1

15/10/2001 at 20:02

Derek, sounds ace. I'd like the little bit of bog that is featured below Blackamore Plantation near Houndkirk in Sheffield in my bathroom please. Complete with cow produce.

Clive Clasby (Old Git)

15/10/2001 at 22:57

Can I put in an order for a recreated section of Foxtor Mire on Dartmoor in an industrial building nearby please?

Jon Doran

16/10/2001 at 00:41

Can I put my order in for a small section of Andean paramo? It'll mean getting in some rotting vegetation and some bad smells, but it'll be soooooo exotic.

OutdoorsMagic Editor | jon@outdoorsmagic.com

Drew

16/10/2001 at 09:11

Sod that for a game of darts!

Derek Watkinson

17/10/2001 at 10:54

I've gone off the idea now. I think I'll buy a lottery ticket and pay somebody else to reproduce some of my favourite trig points in a warehouse on the estate I will buy when I win. I think I'll get them to add permenant good weather and some pubs even though it will ruin the realism.

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