It needs to be big enough for me, my cat and our 12 large Golden Carp.
Weight needs to be less than 2Kg.
That looks like total carp!
"JJ was disappointed because the size of the Carp went against all her ultra-lightweight principles"
"campfire sing-songs were never the same when the Carp started joining in"
More people should get involved in this thread.
Come on now, don't be Koi.
Why do you and your mog want to go swimming with carp NM??
> Lightweight carp.
Ah, those must be Toi Carp...
There has been a thread looking for a reccomendation for a cr@p tent, I think this is a spin off.
Wow, you can get Atomic Carp pellets.
What happens here? Add water and pow.... loads of Atomic Carp in your pond?
NickNick wrote (see)
> loads of Atomic Carp in your pond?
I dunno. I've had some pretty atomic-looking craps after more 'colourful' curries, though...
How would a Carp get into the tent business?
He would start on a small scale
What fish do Carp use to mend roads?…Pneumatic krill
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