Ian,
look what you've started.
Now they will all come out of the woodwork, trying to make you feel as if you will be normal wearing one.
Next you'll be supporting Arsenal...
PS Also save yourself some money and make your own buff. Just use a big enough hankey, make sure it is well used to get that unique buff designer pattern, and just wrap that snot rag round your noggin.
Oh just to put you off even more Chantelle and Paris Hilton have them (both of impeccable bad taste)
Edited: 02/03/2006 at 20:45