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Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command
13/12/2008 at 13:55
Yeah? Come on then. I'll throw the first punch





Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command
13/12/2008 at 13:56
<delivers rabbit punch to your left kidney>

Mikel von Dundeeski
13/12/2008 at 14:01

What a stupid thread!

<sticks the nut on him, and follows up with a boot in the cream crackers>

 

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command
13/12/2008 at 14:03
Ah. Someone brave enough to tackle the otter...

<carefully removes shiny new duvet jacket, folds neatly, and places on chair>

<charges you whilst windmilling and headbutts you in the chest>
Frum
13/12/2008 at 14:03
<dashes in to tap dance on his ear'ole when he falls>
Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command
13/12/2008 at 14:05
<otter gets up, faces both challengers and shouts "come on then!">

<otter's rough fishwife shouts "Leave it Tarka, they ain't wurf it">

<otter pays no attention and picks up a bottle>
Mikel von Dundeeski
13/12/2008 at 14:07

Take this you boundah!

<shows him a picture of Anne Widdecombe naked>

 

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command
13/12/2008 at 14:08
That's just not cricket!

<otter drops bottle and is quietly sick over new jacket>

Now Tarka is angry
Tim.
13/12/2008 at 14:10

<Southern Jessie who has to go to Croydon every now and then gets stuck in after completing Sarf London chav street fighting course>

Oi, Grandpa......stick this in your electric blanket!!!!

<hoody swipes old dudes to the floor>

Mikel von Dundeeski
13/12/2008 at 14:13
<takes a breather as he grabs a Guinness from the fridge>

 

Metric Kate
13/12/2008 at 14:14

<wanders into the battlefield carrying spade>

(Have you seen Ring of Bright Water?)

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command
13/12/2008 at 14:15
<otter eyes up Home Office/Nestle worker (am I right?) hoody wearing thug suspiciously>

<otter gets up and throws sick covered jacket in hoody's face>

"Have at you" cries Tarka, realising immediately that he's lost any street cred....




Edited: 13/12/2008 at 14:18
Frum
13/12/2008 at 14:15

How undignified this has become.  Quite unseemly.  The whole tone of this altercation was lowered when Tim arrived.

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command
13/12/2008 at 14:16
"Alright Kate?" says otter.

"Have you got any more tools?"
Tim.
13/12/2008 at 14:17
<see's Katie poos wandering onto the battlefield carry her spade, looks at her confused Just realised i was a bit cheeky the other day......legs it>
Frum
13/12/2008 at 14:17
Was he right about Nestle Tim?
Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command
13/12/2008 at 14:19
<room goes quiet as everyone turns and stares at Tim>
Tim.
13/12/2008 at 14:20

<after re grouping in the alley....fronts up to Frum.....Points to copy of Frumworks policy in hand and reminds him that questions like that aren't allowed>

"No, you old GOAT you" <pokes him in the glass eye and runs off> 

Frum
13/12/2008 at 14:21

Tim is following the motto:

He who fights then runs away

lives to fight another day.

He who stays and takes his chance

exits in the ambulance.

13/12/2008 at 14:21
Never mind Tim (shouts Michael S), bursting into the room and discharging CS spray into the nearest persons face
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