Favourite mountaineering quotes

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21/11/2002 at 19:52
Sherlock Holmes once said "Rule out that which is impossible and everything lest, no matter how improbabble, is true."
21/11/2002 at 20:37
I was a bold skydiver.

Note WAS.

No, not a hope in hell...never again...
22/11/2002 at 19:10
now then......, who was it, at a recent get-together in west Wales, who said something like "I reckon I could ride my bike accross Striding Edge!!"?????, seem to remember he had a scout badge on his pack????????
22/11/2002 at 19:15
I dunno Dave, but I reckon that there'll be a couple of good quotes flying about tomorrow!
22/11/2002 at 20:59
...and bodies and pancreases flying as well.....have u told her yet?
23/11/2002 at 22:22
No pancreases but my spleen is split!
23/11/2002 at 22:48
But have you confessed what you did yet?
23/11/2002 at 22:50
Oh yes and Mrs F is cool with it. She's even seen the pictures too AND saw all the ropes and helmets and gear so was quite happy.
24/11/2002 at 10:47
"why are we goin up here when we could go round there?" "cos we'd miss this fun bit"
24/11/2002 at 10:49
"you'll like this bit".......... "wish you'd stop saying that"
24/11/2002 at 10:51
"never seen a thigh jam before!"
24/11/2002 at 17:02
"This is some useage of the word fun I was previously unaware of."

And the others are all true...as promised!
24/11/2002 at 18:14
Thigh jam?

24/11/2002 at 18:21
How do you get out of a thigh jam?
24/11/2002 at 18:31
Depends who is in there with you I suppose......my coat is ready...
24/11/2002 at 20:38
It wasn't pretty; basically it was designed to hold the body in position whilst I found two new hand-holds and a new foot-hold at the same time.
24/11/2002 at 20:45
Hmmmm.... sounds rather slug like.

You've only got to watch a baby going upstairs and see that maintaining three points of contact is something we're born with, and you threw it all away.
24/11/2002 at 22:47
I hear that Alex was attempting FIVE at one point...and the other was wasn't his head or teeth or tongue!!!
24/11/2002 at 23:15
Ahhhhhhhh, no that was Dave Hudson...I had to look away at that point. I was embarrased!
24/11/2002 at 23:34
I shall avoid the rather obvious remarks about jamming it in a ...................
and leave that to John
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