No thank me. But seriously, the reason we started the thread was because it can be a bit strange the first few times you post to a forum, but this one's always been very friendly, with the possible exception of Mr Hook / Axe who seems to have departed for now...
The only walking umbrella I'm aware of by the way, is the GoLite one. I guess most testers are simply too scared to venture out armed only with a glorified parasol, but I am prepared to request one from GoLite if anyone's wondering how they do in UK conditions. Good luck with the walk Al, let us know how it goes.
On the tent front, probably best to ask in the gear section of the forum.