Outdoors sex

Dan G

04/08/2003 at 13:54

Please though, if you have to do it, please don't do it at midday on the path in a local beauty spot forcing my friend and myself to have to beat a path through bracken!

We even tried shouting loudly to each other in a 'I'm just coming, I'll see you at the end of the path' type way just around the corner from where 'they' were, to no avail. Obviously they were enjoying themselves too much!

What would you have done? Just walked along the path and pretended they weren't there?

Alison Stockwell

04/08/2003 at 14:06

Well, "I'm just coming" was probably not the best thing to shout under the circumstances!!!

Jon Doran

04/08/2003 at 14:11

:-)

OutdoorsMagic Editor | jon@outdoorsmagic.com

Ian Brookes

04/08/2003 at 15:22

I'm all for it.
The more the better.

Maybe we could have Outdoor sex charity weekends. Would be far better for the environment than these silly 3 Peak challenges. :)))

Alastair Dent

04/08/2003 at 15:45

Considering the weather, I think that "outdoors magic" (appropriate name for the subject), should run a special testing feature on the most suitable suncreams for application to normally unexposed areas.

Said testing should take into account; Ease of application, sting/no sting qualities, oilyness, etc

Alison Stockwell

04/08/2003 at 15:54

I think the statement that airbeds and thermarests are better for the aforementioned activities than a carrymat deserves to be challenged by rigorous testing.

In my opinion the latter are much better: no embarrassing rhythmic wheezing noise and a nice firm surface.

Evil Genius Darren

04/08/2003 at 16:15

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing wrong with the rhythmic wheezing, us guys can't help it if we get tired...

IGMC

John Corteen

04/08/2003 at 17:46

YOU might get tired Darren...

Anyway, what's all this laying down for, why not make use of a style? there's even steps for varying height!

Evil Genius Darren

04/08/2003 at 17:58

I all ways make use of style. ;)

As for getting tired, well 7 times-a-night is enough for any man.

John Corteen

04/08/2003 at 18:11

Yeah but your supposed to be with someone else to make it count!

Evil Genius Darren

04/08/2003 at 18:14

damn!! so that's where I'm going wrong.

oh well, back to the clubs and my chat-up line "wanna come back to my tent and I'll show you my multi-tool"

coat on, out door.

Alison Stockwell

04/08/2003 at 20:23

With a chat up line like that I'm not surprised you're going wrong !!

Alison Stockwell

04/08/2003 at 20:31

Quote from last weeks climbing trip:-

Gareth: what should I bring today ?
Me: just a couple of nuts and an extender

Well, it was hilarious at the time.

Marcus Crompton

04/08/2003 at 20:56

My own worst-ever outdoor sex experience involved my dog, who wandered innocently up to the copulating couple concerned and dropped his ball next to them, then refused to leave until someone (me) threw it for him.

Mark Phillips

05/08/2003 at 09:24

....at least he didn't try to join in!

:-o

M

Hedgehope Aztec

05/08/2003 at 09:44

It's also a good job you threw the right ball!

Chris Hopper

27/06/2008 at 15:04

bump

lol

Glyn

27/06/2008 at 15:35

Marcus Crompton wrote (see)

My own worst-ever outdoor sex experience involved my dog

Cush

27/06/2008 at 20:14

Ah happy memrys. If wife is not with you ask for "two's up" If wife is with you remind her of how little madam came about and then try to catch her before she locks you out of the car.

Ddyrchafedig Gyrrwr (Beic Modur)

28/06/2008 at 17:17

They are always at in in my neck of the woods!

Bloody sheep!

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