Quotations - what are your favourites

Maybe not soapbox, but!!

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12/06/2012 at 21:43
'Sentry reports sir, Zulus to the South-West, thousands of them' Colour Sergeant Bourne (Zulu)
12/06/2012 at 22:05

"To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

Tennyson, Ulysses

12/06/2012 at 22:58

You should make a point of trying every experience once, except incest and folk-dancing.

Sir Arnold Bax

13/06/2012 at 01:05

Just found this link "Martin Amis: I was rather impressed by Katie Price's autobiographies" not even read it but I would never imagined that quote could be. 

 The text of the link from the BBC news page is the (unlikely) quote of note not the article itself.

13/06/2012 at 07:37
Spiritburner wrote (see)

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

The Didster!!!

13/06/2012 at 12:51

Must have been talking when I should have been listening to end up with this job!
Not sure if thats my fav or just the one most used!

(one i heard quite often as a kid when wanting things)
Want in one hand, Sh*t in the other & see which one fills up first

 Oh, oh
A wise man is always eager to learn, but only a fool thinks they can teach them anything! 

Edited: 13/06/2012 at 12:59
13/06/2012 at 19:59
padstowe wrote (see)

(one i heard quite often as a kid when wanting things)
Want in one hand, Sh*t in the other & see which one fills up first

Mine was  'yerl av wot yer givun un be grateful'
13/06/2012 at 20:09

Cameron and Milliband. Twa cheeks o the same erse.

George Galloway.


 

15/06/2012 at 23:27
IF.....

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a OMer, my son!

(apologies to Rudyard Kipling)
15/06/2012 at 23:32
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
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Trainspotting 1996
15/06/2012 at 23:35

love the bit @ Corrour station at the end lol...
Edited: 15/06/2012 at 23:36
15/06/2012 at 23:52

You missed the best quote from Trainspotting, Dids.


 

16/06/2012 at 00:03
Best filum ever made
16/06/2012 at 07:18
lmfao!!!
Edited: 16/06/2012 at 08:30
16/06/2012 at 17:34

To rest is not to conquer - Reinhold Messner - well that's where I first read it but I think it was actually in the 1950 flim The White Tower first.

Also the perennial toast at service dinners "Wives and Girlfriends, may they never meet". 

And "I have known good times" Evelyn Waugh's frontispiece to Bridehead Revisited.

16/06/2012 at 19:32
Milly. wrote (see)
Best filum ever made

Well, close to, my vote goes to this quote  (amongst others) and this Filum
17/06/2012 at 02:23
My god, its full of stars!
17/06/2012 at 07:02

Come kindly bombs and fall on Slough

John Betjeman

The sound of English county families baying for broken glass.

Evelyn Waugh (who wrote, in exquisite prose, some of the funniest, wittiest and profoundest novels of the twentieth century).

Edited: 17/06/2012 at 07:10
17/06/2012 at 08:33

The table talk of Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Club in New York is a wonderful source of witticisms as, for example:

When asked how the word 'horticulture' shoud be used in a sentence she replied You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

Among other gems are:

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at the death of Little Nell.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

The longest ten years in a woman's life is from twenty-nine to thirty.

Hugh

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