Rock Face

Orange Alex Ford

08/01/2002 at 18:49

It's a bit like a "boat race" but with more sherbet!

Ernie Simmons

08/01/2002 at 19:37

I'll getyourcoats you know thte ones that are reallytight and stop you hurting anyone

dont worry about me
worry about yourself
I have the voices

jon

Ninja Marmot

08/01/2002 at 21:24

Physiognomy is the original word, shortened and anglicised to fizzog. Hence 'you possess visually attractive physiognomatic features' - the one thing you say to impress a bird (just before she kicks you in the nuts as her knowledge of ancient Greek is not as extensive as your yearning heart had hoped and longed for...)

I have a special coat with extra-long arms.

I borrowed it from that Alex person.

Is that a record, Jon, only one typo?
I almost understood it this time.

Orange Alex Ford

08/01/2002 at 21:26

Where's my coat...I put it down for just a second and turned around and there it was...GONE!

Ninja Marmot

09/01/2002 at 07:34

It's those elves under your stairs. Blame them for everything - including leaving a buttery knife in the drawer. (it wasn't you, honestly!)

Orange Alex Ford

09/01/2002 at 20:47

I blame the BBC, where's that lovely Wogan Chap...he was nice to sit down to on an evening! (despirately trying to bring the thread back to topic)

Dan G

09/01/2002 at 20:54

I just teensy bit worried, Jeannie. How come you know so much about (whisper) jamie oliver (see, no capitalisation, cos I was whispering) when you hate him so much?

Ninja Marmot

09/01/2002 at 20:57

Because Sir Conleys loves the recipes and has all the books.
I prefer Wozza. More subtle, and likes a drop of wine in Oz Clarke's shed.
Hic!

Mark Phillips

10/01/2002 at 08:33

Wogan is still about in the evenings, he now does those "Auntie's Sporting Bloomers" and the like (and the occasional Eurovision)...... However, if you wish to listen to his voice on a more regular basis then you'll just have to tune into Radio 2 in the morning (or record it to listen in the evening).

Right, now that has been covered...... Which direction shall we take the thread now?

Did I hear someone mention "Cairns"?

: )

I'll get my coat.............

Ninja Marmot

10/01/2002 at 09:11

Cairns!

Hobbits!

Alex, can I borrow your white coat again?

Orange Alex Ford

10/01/2002 at 19:23

Well, the Hobbit brought it at 4am, and fortunately missed the elves, so good news there...

I'll ask the elves if they fancy a good walk out, but you never know, there a right bunch of ignorant buggers, they may just keep it for themselves.

Ernie Simmons

10/01/2002 at 19:42

Its not just spelling I get wrong at work today I picked up the phone and said halfords braintree jonathan speeking how cna I help. whats wrong with that. I work at chelmsford halfords doh luckly it was a member of staff phoning up.

jon

Dan G

10/01/2002 at 19:44

Unless it was your boss

Orange Alex Ford

10/01/2002 at 19:51

Where are both those places?

Braintree.....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA totally made up place name!

Ninja Marmot

10/01/2002 at 22:08

Braintree is in Essex.
Chelmsford is in....err...somewhere down south.
Mark? Do you know? You seem to know a lot.

Orange Alex Ford

10/01/2002 at 22:32

Braintree is a real name....Nah never, you're pulling my leg!

If it's real, prove it!

Who famous comes from Braintree? (no-one...it doesn't exist!)

Mark Phillips

11/01/2002 at 00:11

Yep... Chelmsford is somewhere down south!

BTW.... I've always wondered how the receptionists answer the phone for the Staines office of Siemens.

; )

M

11/01/2002 at 09:28

Chelmsford is in Essex.

Mark Phillips

11/01/2002 at 09:38

I've always thought "Wallop" was a strange place name..... There's Over Wallop, Middle Wallop & Nether Wallop all in Hampshire (between Andover & Salisbury).

Ninja Marmot

11/01/2002 at 13:35

Alex, look on multimap for Braintree. It's on the A120 east of Stanstead airport and west of Colchester.

I quite like Booze in the Yorkshire Dales.

p.s. - I told you that Mark knew a lot of things. That glassy look in his eyes in his photo is the sign of an enormous intellect.

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