School tricks !!!!

Do you know any?

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Tom Tindale
25/11/2001 at 21:01
Ok i havent been on the forum for a while because all my time seems to be eaten by mountain goats straying from the mountains. Ok so maybe mountain goats straying is a lie and it should'nt be an excuse but at the momemt i have little time and what time i have is ussually frees in 6th form so after playing some tricks in school i was wondering if any of you old timers or other people had any good ones.

At the moment the best ones that have been done are:
- Covering up the motion dectector so all the lights go off.
- Turning at least ten peoples bags inside out and replacing the contents
- Filling pencil cases with water.
- Table wrestling (no trick but good fun)
- putting people in cuboards
- reversing class rooms

so do you know any?
that are feasable!!!

TomT
neil rich
26/11/2001 at 08:37
over a period of about three weeks our 'gang' 'borrowed' all the cutlery from the dining room, taking it away in pocket fulls We stored it in a cupboard and gave it back when a school for 1300 was reduced to about 2 spoons
Rob Draper
26/11/2001 at 08:56
If your school still uses chalk then you can dip the chalk in lard or butter to make it unuseable. Putting coloured acetates inside overhead projectors is rather funky. Swapping whiteboard pens for permanent markers is vandalism (not that it stopped us). A smoked mackerel inside an OHP will give off an unholy stink after a very short time. Campbells vegatable soup with a dash of vinegar makes very convincing fake vomit, simply fill a bag before class and then when the teacher comes in claim you have to dispose of this and thrust the open bag under the teachers nose (I've had teachers puke on their own desks with that one, especially first thing after lunch...)

These are all examples of things you SHOULD NOT DO and I don't condone their use in any way shape or form...
Si
26/11/2001 at 09:31
Getting hold of a staple gun, then staping someones school bag to the wooden floor of the 6th form center IS NOT funny. Especially when the hairy gorilla type it belongs to yanks the bag so hard that it rips some of the floor up!
THEN stapling it to the ceiling the next day is also not to be encouraged.

Fill a beaker up with water, then put some acetate over it, invert it (carefully, not spilling any, then put on a shiny surface (dinner table?) and remove the acetate. Sit at ANOTHER tble, then wait to see who picks it up. This can be made more entertaining by having a number of inverted beakers, with only some filled with water. Sort of russian roulette?

Anyway, back to work....

Si

Dave O aka Jungle Dave ;)
26/11/2001 at 10:41
The practice of gobbing on the celing is NOT recomended in any way shape or form, Neither are stink bombs, or hiding peoples books in the roofspace, for legal reasons I do not condone any of the above suggestions and you are free to do what you want with them!
Dave O aka Jungle Dave ;)
26/11/2001 at 13:49
Niether is the practice of releasing cockroaches and locusts into various buildings in the school, and Ordering 20 taixs for the deputy head is NOT Funny!
(honest!!!)
Drew
26/11/2001 at 13:52
On our last day we're gonna get someone to bring in a load of skunk, and we're gonna light it, and let the smoke go into the ventilation.
Of course getting a full class of people in a room, then taking the top off a table (they were already broken!), and placing it outside, so that the door is locked is funny, especially when no-one is gonna walk past that room for another 3 hours.
Other than that we've done the obvious... ya know... delete everything from someone's area on the computers; put dog sh*t in someone's bag. Y'know the sort.
Tom Tindale
26/11/2001 at 14:22
The year before me used expanding foam to vill locks up so that doors couldnt be opened but this was a bit to vandal like for me.

Stuffing bunsen burners with stuff is quite funny.
Dave Parr
26/11/2001 at 16:16
We picked a hole in the plaster of one classroom and then offered to fill it, I have no idea how those prawns ended up in the mixture.

A chap in the year above me unbolted a toilet from the changing rooms and cemented it to the doorstep outside the heads office.

Nicking the painting machine from the playing fields and drawing huge willies isn't funny, they told me afterwards.
Tom Tindale
26/11/2001 at 18:29
are i know a good one

on some urinals you can turn the water mechanism upwards so that the water spurts upwards covering an unwary person with bog water
Orange Alex Ford
26/11/2001 at 18:58
On the bog front...Cling-film over the toilets (nb not urinals, although the comedy potential is still here for the unwary or stupid) is ALWAYS a really good one, as is chucking a bucket of water under the door just as someone is sitting down to ahem...go.

Not that I've ever done these, EVER.

(Oh and btw, in my new status as an Instructor to classes of 17-23 year olds, I find all these things purile and stupid, but I may end up doing some of the OHP machine ones to fellow instructors on those quieter days!)

Dave O aka Jungle Dave ;)
26/11/2001 at 21:37
Some how get hold of the headmaster's car keys, and 'move' the car - best results are when the car is found in an area with a meter high concreate and netting i.e. the tennis courts!!!

Make sure the headmaster can take a laugh first, and also make sure that you keep all thing necessary to make good.

Dave's housemate
Tom Tindale
26/11/2001 at 22:29
we once hid our form tutors car keys because she was a cow all the other teachers hated her as well

he he he he
Rob Draper
27/11/2001 at 08:37
There were two trees in the school car park that were exactly the length of a Citroen 2CV apart, a 2CV can be lifted by six schoolboys (Rugby team obviously), I trust I do not have to draw pictures, hem-hem...

Any door that opens inwards is ripe for a binning, fill a bin with water and lean it against the door. Our deputy head stopped wearing suede shoes after the first few times.
Ian Baker 2
27/11/2001 at 15:13
Some 6th formers decided the pool was too clean, so dumped a bin load of potassium permengenate into it. Problem was that the pool was/is Olympic size, and all the tiles were dyed purple. The entire pool had to be drained, and retiled.
Head master was not chuffed.
Ernie Simmons
27/11/2001 at 20:00
Ok a few tips. Mouse mats make great frisbys I mena like Odd jobs hat. Try getting hold of ashrink rap as it has no end of fun involved.Places people where found involved inside the roof and on tiop of vending machines. hackinto the computer and use the dial uop thingy 9for networks0 to call peoples phones. turning off wate rsupplys isalwyas fun as they never check the obviosu and have plumber sout for hours.My brothers year chained a teachers car to a fence.Pizza is paticlulary smelly and hard to remove after the summer.cupboards are always fun for hiding in and abusing teachers as are furbies hiddern roudn the room to insult teacher.

Jon
Drew
27/11/2001 at 20:17
Moving cars is the best though. Either picking the back wheel up and putting a bag strap under the tyre, or actually pushing them. Even withthe handbrake on, it is possible to move some. Getting them a mile down the road wasn't very nice to the police officer who comes in to talk about drugs.
Clive Clasby (Old Git)
27/11/2001 at 22:03
I once put talc all over the rotating fan on my mates room in his billet. plan was he comes in turns on fan foomf! Would have been a goo un except a cleaner lady came in first... Instant Ghost!
Orange Alex Ford
27/11/2001 at 22:19
Sorry to go back to the toilet humour end of the market, but on a trip to Cyprus on year, there was a bit of a "war" going on between the lineys (blocks who looked after the aircraft) and the armourers (you know those chaps Sal,)

The Lineys did the old talcum powder on the fan blades of the armourers room...which worked well when they returned from the pub. To get revenge the armourers turned off the lineys room fan and placed an amount of excrement (human of course) on each blade.

Guess what happened when the Lineys came back to the room from the bar later that night...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
neil rich
28/11/2001 at 08:55
Someone told me of a gang of squaddies who had an arguement in a restaurant but then left nicely.
The next person to use the gents washed his hands and positioned them under the hot air dryer.
On pressing the button he received a large portion of jet propelled excrement of the above mentioned type
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