Top T-Shirt Slogans

Simon Kirwan

09/07/2002 at 16:25

Here's my current fave (worn by stern-looking female):

"You've been a very naughty boy.
Now go to my room."

Yikes!

Dan G

09/07/2002 at 17:42

'If you can read this, the bitch fell off'

- back American bikers T-shirt

Ben Hedley

09/07/2002 at 21:20

on females......

what r u staring at

don't stare, buy me a drink

Barbie is a slut

Blokes/unisex......

If your not living on the edge, your taking up 2 much space

-Hold my beer while i F**K your girlfriend

-Rather be scar-ed than scared

joan collins

09/07/2002 at 21:24

I LOVE CATS

Got any recipes?

Orange Alex Ford

09/07/2002 at 21:53

An old Tee-Shirt I saw back in Saudi in 90/91...

"Saddam can kiss my ass, I wasn't born to be gassed!"

Clive Clasby (Old Git)

09/07/2002 at 22:12

A T shirt I used to have in Wales

"Edward the first was RIGHT!!"

Somehow it was not poular with the locals!

Clive Clasby (Old Git)

09/07/2002 at 22:12

History test time

Ninja Marmot

09/07/2002 at 22:25

Wasn't he good at chess?

Lots of castling manoeuvres

Dave O aka Jungle Dave ;)

09/07/2002 at 22:26

Free Nelson Mandella....with only ten tiger tokens!!

Drew

09/07/2002 at 22:36

Guns don't kill people...

I kill people!

Dave Moseley

09/07/2002 at 22:52

"some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them!"
"stamp out drug abuse.........

............... be kind to an asprin!"

Mark Phillips

10/07/2002 at 08:34

So Clive,

You like coming home to a real fire then? Does the name Owain Glyndwr ring any bells?

: )

BTW, My Mum bought me a 'T'shirt once with the slogan....

"Please ignore anything I do I'm pissed!"

She also got me a Hitler world tour 'T'shirt but I never had the bottle to wear it out!!! (You know, it had all the tour dates down the back.... "Poland - 1939", etc.... with the last one being "England - Cancelled".

M

Andy Wallace

10/07/2002 at 09:06

"I don't have a drinking problem...

I drink, I get drunk, I fall over....

no problem"

10/07/2002 at 10:26

On the back of a US army bomb disposal guys t shirt...

"I'm a bomb disposal expert.....

If you see me running, try and keep up!"

Used to have an English Archers tour of France t shirt too, with dates for Agincourt, Crecy etc. Think mum may have binned it.

Si(C)

Tim Potts

10/07/2002 at 11:22

The Marines used to have a t shirt in Parachute Regiment purple with the para logo on the front that said "God is airborne". On the back it said "Because he failed the Commando course"

Just a hint of rivalry there!

Harry McMahon

10/07/2002 at 12:16

Seen on a TV prog about a group of lesbians on hols. One was wearing a t shirt that read..... "Not if you were the last boy on earth"
( Mind you, I've heard that from straight girls in my time)