Why, oh why!?!?!

Evil Genius Darren

04/06/2003 at 20:16

Why do sleeping bags never go back in the stuff sac the way they came out?

Why do tent pegs always hit the biggest stone around?

Why does the tiniest stone in your boot feel like a giant boulder?.......

Dave Moseley

04/06/2003 at 22:30

Why, when you are looking for something, does someone say "where did you have it last?", if you knew that you wouldn't be soddin well lookin for it would you!

Ben Hedley

04/06/2003 at 22:52

dave...totally agree.

also when replying to them and saying it was here, i saw it yesterday, they reply then it must still be there! If it waqs still there i would have bloody found it by now!

philip newing

04/06/2003 at 23:03

'Where did you have it last?' is code for;

'You lost it, you find it!'

or...

'Why don't you bloody well put things away instead of leaving them lying around for someone else you lazy ba@tard?'

or even...

'Get up off your fat ar@e and look for it yourself instead of asking me all the time. Christ! I'm not your mother you know!'

One of us on this board is married!!!!!

Drew

05/06/2003 at 00:12

I hate it when people say it'll be in the last place you look for it. Do you carry on looking for it after you've found it?!!

Mike M

05/06/2003 at 07:23

well, if it's in the lat place you'll look for it, why don't you look there first?

monkey M*gic

05/06/2003 at 09:10

Sods law says if you look in the last place you would look for it first, it'd be in the first place you would have looked for it if you had'nt been trying to outwit fate.

I speak from experience.

Ninja Marmot

05/06/2003 at 12:54

Why is my supermarket queue the one with:-

a trainee cashier
a dumb cashier
a stupid customer who doesn't understand what 'your coupon is out of date' means
the biddy who forgot her purse
the gimmer who forgot his shoes

???

Hodge

05/06/2003 at 13:07

Monday mornings. Why?

Lorraine

05/06/2003 at 13:46

Why is it always me that stucks behind some fossil when I'm driving between Grasmere and Ambleside?

Cath Sullivan

05/06/2003 at 13:58

Applying their brakes whilst going around corners at 15mph. Stopping dead as soon as another car approaches them. Failing to move over and make room for anyone else just in case they scratch their car or get their wheels muddy.

What really p*sses me off is those people who drive everywhere at 50 mph. This generally happens when on a road that has stretches at 60 and then other bits that are 30 while you pass through a village or whatever. It makes me seeth. The idea of speeding up and then slowing down again seems alien to them.

Hedgehope Aztec

05/06/2003 at 15:01

Hey Earthling! Some of us aren't from the same planet!

Cath Sullivan

05/06/2003 at 15:21

That's no excuse!

Ninja Marmot

05/06/2003 at 16:07

I want a speaking, illuminated sign for the top of my car which says:-

WHY DON'T YOU FUC*ING INDICATE?

Hodge

05/06/2003 at 16:13

Because I can't drive!

Hedgehope Aztec

05/06/2003 at 16:15

I want one of those, but without the asterisk!

Dave O aka Jungle Dave ;)

05/06/2003 at 16:27

yea me to
I also want one that says I may be a learner but at least I stick to the speed limit. (had a few tossers overtake when I'm doing 50 odd mph on a 50mph stretch of dual carriageway! FFS why??????

05/06/2003 at 16:33

Cos they're in a hurry and don't want to tailgate you? Or think that a 50mph limit on a dual carriageway is taking the piss?

Well, you did ask.

Si(C)

Lorraine

05/06/2003 at 16:44

I want a sign similar to yours Jeannie, but one which says:

"Why do you have to drive so close!!!!".

The other night whilst I was driving down a really narrow twisted road at 60 I was being tailgated by a girl. Not only was she about 2 inches off my rear bumper, but she kept taking her hands off the wheel to clap to the music she was listening to!!!!

I turned off the road just to get away from her.

Hedgehope Aztec

05/06/2003 at 17:00

Lorraine, I always keep slowing down until they get the message. When I was younger and had no sense I used to keep my foot on the accelerator and dab the brakes with the other foot, scared the sh!t out of them!

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