Would you rather...

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command

07/01/2007 at 18:19

...have your eyeball pierced with a pin OR have you achilles' tendon cut with scissors?

...be hole-punched to death OR eaten alive by the cast of 'Diff'rent Strokes'?

...watch your parents have sex OR have them watch you having sex?

...urinate through your nose OR smell things through your 'privates'?

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command

07/01/2007 at 18:21

For the record, I would choose thus -

eyeball and pin

hole punched

them watch me

smell through the old chap

n/a

07/01/2007 at 18:28

1. I would go for the eyeball-piercing - after all, I've got a spare in my avatar.

2. Being eaten alive is a form of recycling, so it would be better for the planet.

3. What's sex?

4. Urination through the nose would have certain benefits - no need to "decloak" and thus risk frostbite to the nads when winter-walking.

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command

07/01/2007 at 18:30

I must correct myself - I would choose the tendon, not the eye. I've got a funny thing about eyes.

The nose/wee thing means you'd have to get on your knees in a public toilet though...

n/a

07/01/2007 at 18:32

Sorry, AVMT, I forgot to ask...

What are you on?

:-)

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command

07/01/2007 at 18:34

It's possible I've had too much Lemsip today.

I can't believe you'd let Diff'rent Strokes eat you alive.

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command

07/01/2007 at 18:41

How about this one then...

Would you rather speak in the style, accent and intensity of Hitler whenever talking to members of the opposite sex OR have a purple cloud of dust appear when you 'flatulate'?

n/a

07/01/2007 at 18:43

Can't I choose both?

Eyegor

07/01/2007 at 19:57

This is a deeply disturbing thread...

...and one which I've copy/ pasted, posted elsewhere and passed off as my own, it's so superb.

For me:
1.definitely the eyeball...look at the size of mine > and just think of the mess it would make.
2.could the cannibalism be carried out by the A-Team instead? If not, then the hole-punch it is.
3.I echo the 'what's sex?' sentiment.
4.oh definitely smell through the hickory-dickory...I mean, can you imagine going to a wine-tasting evening!

Edited: 07/01/2007 at 20:11

Rob .

07/01/2007 at 23:23

Eyeball
hole punch
parents watch
smell through the old fella
have the purple cloud, but i do fart alot so not sure

Ninja Marmot

07/01/2007 at 23:32

1. eyeball pierced with a pin

2. I'll plead the fifth.

3. Watch them. The night my mother died I imagined her watching me and it wasn't nice....

4. smell things through my 'privates'.

5. Purple cloud is Ok as anyone can hold on to a fart until you get to the loo. Any woman, anyway....

CHRI5

08/01/2007 at 10:25

eyeball, (always got another one!) cannibalism, them watch me, i'd rather pee through my nose as my farts are BAD... and nosing wine is kind of vital to me!
Dffinately a purple cloud as well.

and finally you would be able to get those silent but violent types!

Stuart Webster

08/01/2007 at 10:30

Different strokes, are any of them still alive?

Ninja Marmot

08/01/2007 at 10:49

I still want to know what Otterboy has been smoking....

ptc*

08/01/2007 at 11:22

1/I have had one eye pierced by an aluminium shard, the other by a twig while on the mtb.
Hospitalised both times.
I have scar tissue floaters in my vision at all times.
I had my achilles tendon and heel bone crushed about ten years ago when a cast iron boiler section fell on it, resulting in, yes, hospital and no walking on my right foot for months.
2/I have had a bolt inserted through my right palm, during an accident at work, from which I hung for a time, before being taken to hospital.
I do have a dvd of Dawn of the Dead, that's as close as I can get to the tv thing.
3/I have caught and been caught.
4/Don't have a reference point on this one, but if you had a blocked nose with a cold does that mean you'd be talking pish?

Anyway, do I win?

Ninja Marmot

08/01/2007 at 11:25

ptc*, are you trying for the "Danger Mike Accident Award" for 2006????

ptc*

08/01/2007 at 11:32

It's no wonder I'm the way I am really.

:o0

~Batman~

08/01/2007 at 13:24

1. Tendon, why would anyone voluntarily have anything jabbed in their eyes? that's just weird

2. Eaten alive, just to see how bugs feel on "I'm a celebrity..."

3. My mother would come in saying "are you using protection?" so the latter

4. Smell through my willy. If I could sneeze through it aswell it may scare off unwanted labradors (who seem to think I really LIKE being sniffed there)

5. I would like to talk like Hitler when speaking to females, then goose-step everywhere while at work. The cheif exec may have something to say about that when MP's are visiting the building......

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command

15/09/2007 at 22:24

Okay. Resurrected thread time.

Assuming you have to be afflicted with an abnormality, would you rather cry glue or sweat cheese?

I think I'd go cheese.

Air Vice Marshall Tarka, Otter Bomber Command

15/09/2007 at 22:30

Even better,

Give these some serious consideration. They are very much relevant to outdoors pursuits.

Would you rather have a mustard dispensing belly button or pencil sharpening nostrils?

Find live maggots in your Mars Bar after 2 big bites or a few pubes in the middle of your prawn cocktail??

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