As a bloke who comes with a built in one of those Kate I've been practising all my life and still can't hit the toilet spot on. I'm sure I'm not the only one but probably unique in admitting it. If you've ever been to a gents in a club you'll know what I mean (not saying you are the type to go into a gents in a busy nightclub BTW).
Whiskey and posting is not a good idea methinks. Penalty of my first home broadband.
BTW Please tell us what Jura is like when you get back. Never been but a few sea kayaking mates say it is beautiful although that was seen from the sea camping in caves and on beaches.
Be very careful though, this walking lark is very addictive. I realised a few weekends ago that I have been walking every weekend for about 1.5 to 2 years straight without a single weekend break from it! Plus a few weeks doing it and a few full weekends as well. I've done 40/50 mile walks followed by a 10 miler the day after. I think I count as an addict and it might be you after Jura.
BTW please don't be put off by some of the banter on OM. We're all harmless really but you do get a few squabbles. If some ppl's humour doesn't gel with you don't worry you'll get used to it and eventually join us. Check out the windy thread or the windy II thread.