The Great Outdoors
Let me see if I've got this right.
It's not April 1st.
You put a face mask on.
You fill up your water pistol.
You put on a rubber glove.
You squat down, do what you gotta do, then, still squatting, squirt the shite off yer arse with the water pistol, wiping it (your bum that is) between squirts with the rubber-gloved hand. Then you fold the be-jobbied glove up inside out, and carry it with you. Aye.
A picture would be worth a thousand words! McNeish! Show us how it's done!
Is there a club for this? A google group perhaps?
What's happening to TGO - there is more space filled with pictures of water pistols and faecal bacteria than Colin Prior's images.
What you really need is a hungry spaniel?
I think that communal sponges and buckets of water should be left at various points along the more frequented trails. It was good enough for the Romans.
Of course, what we really need are more caprophages and fewer caprophones.
"...the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; those who are in the shadows of life; the sick, the needy the handicapped and submariners. " ~ Last Speech of Hubert H. Humphrey
michael dray wrote (see)
A facemask, for the shy and retiring perhaps?
Sorry Mick - youve got this arse about face.
Having only had a quick flick through TGO I have to say-
Rubber gloves! Face masks! Water bloody pistols!
It is getting silly season over there, it really is.
Either- pack some travel wipes, or do what was recommended when I was going on exercise for a few weeks. Get a nice new razor, a mirror and go into the shower. Give your bottom the once over with a gillette and hey presto! No winnits. Clean and fresh, if a tad itchy.....
I look forward to the photos of THAT in next months TGO!
If this fella can do it so ca you:
Matt C wrote (see)
I've not got my copy yet this month. Did they specify a full strength Marigold or a SUL latex medical glove?
Actually the SUL version is when you just cut the fingers off and use one per poo.
ed - I think you will find I got there first
Just make sure you wash your hands; or fingers
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