The judges wouldn't want to know what I dream about doing outdoors 
Anyway, to quote the competition blurb: We spend too much time stressing and worrying, sitting in front of computer screens and televisions. Ackshully, now I'm semi-retired on a decent pension I spend too much time de-stressing with a pile of maps, posting on OM, going camping, stomping up hills and not worrying about living the life of Riley.
Alright for some, innit? 
(OM needs a smugly smirking smiley, Jon)