Girl's Guide To Action Sports

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14/01/2009 at 22:24
Handbag sized and with lilac detail on the cover - hardly trying to get away from girly stereotypes is it?
14/01/2009 at 22:31

i dunno.  i always take my handbag when i'm surfing.

and at least it's got pictures so we don't have to bother with all those tricksy words.

14/01/2009 at 22:45

Chapter 12 is particularly good: 

"How To Ensure You Get Home In Time To Make Your Man's Dinner".


"It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw."

14/01/2009 at 22:47

14/01/2009 at 22:49
Scott wrote (see)

Chapter 12 is particularly good: 

"How To Ensure You Get Home In Time To Make Your Man's Dinner".


or chapter 14:  "Undetectable Poisons".
14/01/2009 at 22:49

 


"It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw."

14/01/2009 at 22:52
Scott wrote (see)

Chapter 12 is particularly good: 

"How To Ensure You Get Home In Time To Make Your Man's Dinner".


Scott - revised edition has the chapter re-written by Posh. Now called "How to ensure you get home in time to make your man into dinner".
14/01/2009 at 22:54
not with all that poison in him i won't.  unless it's for the next sap
14/01/2009 at 22:57

Well said Posh. Don't let CB get away with sexist comments like that.


"It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw."

14/01/2009 at 23:18

Perhaps they were just suggesting that girls now make for themselves some bigger more manly dinners to eat, not little slimming diet things! After all you needs your strength out there in them thar hills!

"How To Ensure You Get Home In Time To Make Your Man's Dinner".   You see read like this it makes far more sense!

Edited: 14/01/2009 at 23:20
15/01/2009 at 00:21
As long as said dinner is cooked on my Trangia I don't have a problem.
15/01/2009 at 00:38
How disappointing, thread looked full of promise with "girl Guides" and "action sport" in the title!
15/01/2009 at 05:12
cysgod-du (Grand Slam 2008) wrote (see)
How disappointing, thread looked full of promise with "girl Guides" and "action sport" in the title!
Tony, this is a revelation, girl guides? How can you? I thought it was school girl uniforms you liked. That's what the judge said anyhow!
15/01/2009 at 08:51
mm. a major omission. no book on shopping.
15/01/2009 at 12:33

No Nick, I just thought it was a thread about the modernisation of the girl guide movement, not another half assed "guide book."

What WERE YOU thinking eh?

Anyway, I do hope it devotes a chapter to some "Hugh" advice about not accepting gate opening by those horrible men who lurk in the great outdoors!

Edited: 15/01/2009 at 12:33
15/01/2009 at 21:53

Oh god please do not start that again, it will only end up in the newspapers at the weekend again you know!

Edited: 15/01/2009 at 21:53
15/01/2009 at 22:00
Trevor D Gamble wrote (see)

Oh god please do not start that again, it will only end up in the newspapers at the weekend again you know!


eh?  what have you done trevor...?
15/01/2009 at 22:05
Not me there PT thanks!It was Hugh years ago apparently, remarking on the forum that ladies should be helped over gates and stiles by male walkers. Made the letter page on a newspaper and started a bit of a feminist/ageist backlash some years ago I'm told!
Edited: 15/01/2009 at 22:06
15/01/2009 at 22:10

really?  that it is the funniest thing i've read all night.

15/01/2009 at 22:18
What, this one
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