We enter the shady world of the Gore-Tex comfort guys and emerge with some top tips on what to look for when buying a waterproof jacket plus the low down on comfort testing...
You don't get many Gore 'comfort guys' to the pound, in fact
they're a rare species altogether with just seven or eight worldwide
and just one, single, solitary 'comfort guy' in captivity in the
UK.
And yes, we know they sound like something out of a John le Carre
novel - 'We passed him over to the comfort guys for interrogation, he
sang like a canary' etc. In the more prosaic world of breathable /
waterproof clothing though, the 'comfort guys' are the men
responsible for assessing every fabric Gore makes to ensure that
it's, well, comfortable.
Sitting in Gore's Scottish UK facility, Charlie, the
comfort guy looks slightly well, slightly uncomfortable in fact. In
le Carre terms he's at the wrong side of the interrogation room being
grilled by us about comfort.
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Meeet Charlie (left)
Britain's one and only Gore comfort guy, he has a passion
for
waterproofs and moisture vapour permeability no
less.
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So, Charlie, what's it all about? The first thing you need to know is
that 'comfort' in Gore-Tex terms, isn't just about whether something
feels nice and comfy. The job of Charlie and the other comfort guys
is to break 'comfort' down so it can be assessed as objectively as
possible. That means a lot of their tests are for Moisture Vapour
Permeability, the ability of a fabric to transmit water vapour which,
in turn, is what will keep you both drier and cooler.
It's what us sloppy journalists usually refer to as
'breathability', a word that Chalie hates. 'I hate that word,' he
says. Breathability is actually about the passage of air through the
fabric, but waterproof Gore-Tex transmits very little air, so think
MVP.
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What Makes A Comfort Guy?
The comfort guys have a mix of qualifications and
backgrounds. They include a medical doctor, a physics MSc, a
textile engineer, an MSc in aerospace engineering, and
qualifications in chemical engineering and biology.
Charlie himself has a PhD in chemistry but concedes that
really it's all about a combination of 'clothing physics'
and, where human testing is concerned, physiology.
"I've always had an interest in waterproofs," he says.
"And how moisture gets out of clothing." In the past he's
worked for Berghaus but his passion now is comfort.
And his pet hate? "I hate the term breathability - it's
moisture vapour transfer that matters..."
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Part Of The Process
Before Charlie and the other comfort fellas get their analytical
mitts on a fabric, it's already been through a whole raft of
laboratory tests to make sure the basics are right. Gore uses a
renowned laboratory in Germany, the Hohenstein Institute, where
fabrics are assessed with teutonic thoroughness and put through ISO
tests for breathability as well as abrasion resistance, colour
fastness and so on.
The next step is to make the material into a virtual garment and
use predictive physiological modelling to predict how it'll perform
as a jacket. As an outdoors journalist, a lot of the technical stuff
whooshes straight over my head, out of the door and out towards
Edinburgh.
What I can tell you though is that the modelling uses data
collected from between 500 and 1000 people to work out whether the
material will keep them comfortable. At this stage, says Charlie,
'the main thing is body temperature. If you can't lose sweat, your
body temperature rises.'
People Vary
One of the things I've learned from testing outdoors clothing is
that there's a big variation in how warm or cold people run, so I ask
Charlie about that and, in particular, whether fit people vary more
or less.
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This is part of Charlie's
new venting testing rig. One of only three in the world, it
will
allow him to assess the effectiveness of different venting
arrangements and help to
make Gore-Tex clothing more effective.
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Interestingly, the data Charlie has access to suggests that fit,
trained people sweat more, sweat sooner and sweat more effectively
than an untrained sample of the general population, so if you're fit
and active, the chance are that you'll run hotter, making
breathability - sorry, Moisture Vapour Transfer rates - even more
crucial to comfort.
Of course it's not that simple. Other variables like fat levels,
circulation, gender, age, aerrobic output, power output and, erm,
drugs, will all have an impact on how warm you run.
If you're off somewhere hot, you might also like to know that heat
acclimatisation, which takes around ten days, leads to an earlier
onset of sweating, more sweat and a lower body temperature. So there
you go.
Oh, and just in case you were wondering, it's better to get
heatstroke when sunbathing than from exercise, the death rate's much
lower...
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Real World Tips
We asked Charlie for some tips for jacket buying based on
his extensive testing experience. Here's what he suggests if
you want to be as comfy as possible:
1. Keep it simple - in particular, pockets with
double layers of fabric kill moisture vapour transfer, so
look for pockets with mesh liners.
2. Minimise seams - seams use tape and tape isn't
breathable. Charlie says that ten metres of tape equals two
large pockets with a Gore-Tex lining or 25cm of extra
length.
3. Shorter is better - less coverage equals better
performance and less overlap with overtrousers.
4. Don't carry maps and other non permeable things
in your pockets....
5. Ideally you want sleeves you can roll up. It's
a very effective way of losing body heat fast as blood is
pimped through close to the surface.
6. A close fit is more efficient, loose garments
are cold and as they flap around, they cause internal
convection currents that tend to move warm air away from the
body.
7. Venting ability is crucial to comfort, but
Charlie has only just started to measure the efficiency of
different venting arrangements scientifically. He's built
the only rig in the world capable of measuring the localised
effects of venting on body temperatures and one of only
three anywhere. See picture.
8. Move somewhere dry and cold where moisture
vapour transfer rates are higher :-)
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Real People? Not Yet
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Meet the mannequin, made
of copper,
he gets hot and bothered so you don't have
to...
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If the virtual test results come good then the next stage is to make
a basic garment up from the material and take it into the test
chamber where it's popped, along with a baselayer, over a heated
copper manequin. This, in turn, is dampened and the MVT of the fabric
is assessed. The mannequin sits in a chamber at a constant
temperature and humidity allowing the calculation of just how much
power is needed to maintain the mannequin's temperature.
Assuming that goes okay, it's on to human guinea pigs. If you're
thinking it's just a question of throwing jackets at people and
asking them how they work, then you'd be wrong.
In fact it's a methodical process using a few people but testing
them four or five times to minimise variability. Stick 'em on a
treadmill in a chamber with standardised temperature and humidity and
measure heart rate and core body temperature. As people vary
according to the time of day, caffeine intake and acclimatisation to
exercise, it's not as simple as it sounds.
Nor is taking the core temperature. The tests can't be done in the
US apparently, since it's not permitted to use a rectal probe. No
such problems in Germany...