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GPS Helps Fat People

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Posted: 1 December 2000
by Jon

GPS has at last found a truly practical niche use, as an exercise monitoring tool for fat people...

According to this story on the New Scientist web site, researchers in Switzerland have been using GPS receivers to monitor the exercise patterns of the obese and demonstrate how little exercise they're really taking. The GPS units were strapped to the backs of the subjects while they walked or ran over a 24-hour period enabling scientists to track them in three dimensions and compute distance covered and speed.

The overall aim is to meaure accurately how much exercise people are actually taking and use the results to help improve the overall state of public health.

Imagine taking it all a stage further though - in the future walkers could be monitored to determine their exact speed and position. Anyone falling behind a schedule which would get them safely off the hill, or veering wildly off course, would be plucked bodily from the mountains by an enforcement helicopter and reprogrammed... Gawd 'elp us all.


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In actual fact, I used to work at a pretty famous outdoor shop and quite a few 'red faced heart attack victims' would buy GPSs but more as a gadget to locate the chippy or car I think. Mind you, I've got a GPS and I'm pretty thin - oh my god, I'm going to be fat, anyone want a GPS?

Posted: 01/12/2000 at 15:26

on a less humorous note, i've been itching to buy a GPS for some time now. when the USA turned off S.A. on the 1-st of may,(thanks Bill-C), i pointed a pen at my cheque-book, then all of a sudden it's election time, so who knows if George dubya Bush is gonna turn it back on again? or not. does anyone know?

Posted: 15/12/2000 at 00:11

No, it shouldn't be turned on again unless you are in a war zone involving the USA. SA always existed to stop people other than the military targeting missiles and the like with it.

In fact if you looked at your GPS when the US went to war the SA could put you up to about 1km out!!!! (Had it happen to me in the Lakes when US invaded Haiti).

But it was switched off because they got a new system which could switch SA on over a limited area where they didn't want civvies getting an accurate fix, in warzones etc. Which with a bit of luck Europe won't be, although around the Balkans might be a bit dodgy for accuracy.

But it was never much of a problem, I heard people saying how appaling 100m accuracy was in one breath and then quoting a 6 figure Landranger grid (which is accurate to, yep you guessed it; 100m!). So even if it is switched on again it isn't really a major problem as you shouldn't be using it for precise navigation anyway!

Posted: 09/02/2001 at 18:40

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