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Colds And How To Sort Them Out

A snotty but topical blast from the past as our expert with a cold wet nose tells you how to avoid catching a cold in the first place and what to do once you've got one...


Posted: 8 October 2003
by The Canny Canine

Butcher's Dog! Regular outdoor fitness tips from the canine on creatine. Cold wet nose and glossy coat guaranteed.

Colds, Bloody Colds!

It's okay for me to have a cold wet nose, I'm a dog, but what about you? In case you hadn't noticed there's a cold epidemic about and sniffs and sneezes seem to be everywhere, so how can you avoid the dreaded sniffles and if you do get them, is it safe to carry on up the outdoors?

• Okay, first - colds are caused by viruses and most are spread by contact with tiny droplets of watery snot (sorry, discharge) on infected surfaces or even - horror - people. You can do yourself a big favour by trying not to stick your hands in your eyes, nose or mouth. If you simply must, then wash them first.

• If someone you live with has a cold, give them their own 'DISEASE TOWEL' so you don't share their virus by drying your hands. It will make them feel very special too.

• Colds are communal so, do yourself a favour, stay away from people who have colds. Sneezing ejects a powerful vapour laced with viruses. If someone sneezes over you kill them immediately and hide the body.

• Avoid kiddies if you can, ditto nurses, doctors or teachers or anyone else exposed to large numbers of people on a regular basis - riot police? - the law of averages says they are more likely to catch colds and transmit them. Use contraceptives.

• Generally being fit strengthens your immune system, but for around 30 minutes after intense exercise, your immune system is actually weaker, so, if you're worried about it, hide in the bathroom when you've finished your run.

• Drink lots of water - you'll keep the infected lining of your mouth and nose moist and happy. Avoid diuretics like tea, coffe and alcohol. Cold reliefs will diminish symptoms but won't 'cure' the cold.

• Colds are viral so anti-biotics are useless against them. All the stuff about munching garlic might make you feel psychologically better, but it won't kill the virus. Some evidence suggests that taking garlic may help to prevent you catching a cold in the first place, but it won't shorten the duration.

• There are lots of anecdotal advocates of stuff like zinc, vitamin C and echinacea as means of combating colds, but the scientific evidence is limited. By all means take them if you like, but even though there seems to be some evidence that echinacea can shorten the duration of a cold by boosting the immune system and zinc nasal sprays may also help, it's far from conclusive.

Training

First, most colds last about a week - fitness losses over a week, even if you don't train at all, are relatively small, so don't panic. If you don't feel like getting out there, don't worry, the rest will do you good. Otherwise:

• If your symptoms are above the neck with no swollen glands, fever, infected mucus etc then you can take moderate exercise, but don't overdo it and avoid intense training till you feel 100 per-cent again

• If your symptoms are below the neck then back off and don't train till you are well again and then, take it easy to start with.

• Ironically the more intensely you train, the more likely you are to get a cold in the first place, but hey, chill, relax and wait it out. The rest, like I said before, will do you good.


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Hi

Found advice generally very useful and amusing. 

As a result I will now use contraceptives without fail, but sorry cannot promise to keep off the diuretics, especially the alcohol!

 After all I do need my sleep now I have reached the ripe old age of 81.

 All the best and keepem coming.

Alec Watts


Posted: 20/10/2008 at 17:01

I put my trust in an old family recipe, half destroyed, which starts " take the joose of wun bottlee of scotchee........".  Sadly, the rest is lost in the mists of antiquity, but who cares?

Posted: 20/10/2008 at 17:33

vit C tab - crushed

garlic tab - crushed

honey - desert sp

whiskey - 4 shots

boiling water - 2 shots

add all the contents together and stir, try not to smell. ingest before heading to bed

warning: flu mixture may cause adverse affects, do not try to operate heavy machinery after ingestion, do not ingest more than one dosage at a time


Posted: 20/10/2008 at 18:49

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