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Extreme Sandwiching is the latest hilarious marketing concept from Marmite. We say spread it on your baps, but, hey, you might win a holiday and a Nikon digi...


Posted: 4 July 2003
by Jon

There's nothing like a bit of bandwagon jumping for a Friday afternoon, so hail to the nice people at Marmite - the strange yeasty spread that becomes curiously more alluring as soon as you leave the country.

Marmite, I spread it on my baps
then lick it off...
Not content with stimulating British taste-buds in foreign climes, the marketing men have leapt on the self-consciously self-parodying concept of Extreme Ironing and come up with 'Extreme Sandwiching'. Yes, yes, you've guessed it, the idea is to take a pic of yourself eating a Marmite sarnie in an extreme place.

There's perhaps one good aspect to this wholly daft idea, which is that if you send said pic to Marmite and it's judged to be extreme enough, you could win - and we quote - 'an amazing holiday and Nikon Coolpix 3100 Digital Camera.'

Well hurrah. Marketing has eaten itself with a big smear of Marmite on it. And just to show how gloriously post-ironic the whole thing is, they've recruited aged DJ Tony Blackburn and someone called Nell McAndrew to kick the whole competition off.

Gorgeous, pouting Nell commented: 'MARMITE on toast is for beginners, it has to be an Xtreme MARMITE sarnie for me! I can't wait to see what everyone gets up to with their MARMITE sarnies - there's bound to me some Xtremely interesting entrants!'

Amazing how working in a small office in London stimulates the brain cells eh? Laugh, we nearly ate a Marmite sandwich. Anyway, the competition runs until 14 September, there are details on jars of Marmite which you can buy in shops and as a special bonus, the most extreme photo submitted wins a one-off bonus prize - one lucky sandwicher will be able to smear the lovely Nell in Marmite, then lick it off. Actually we just made that up.

More on Xtreme Sandwiching on the Xtreme Sandwiching website, which we couldn't get onto anyway.

ps: the brilliant, pouting PR agency behind this is none either the very famous Freud Communications. The best of the best. Ahem...


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What ever will they come up with next? mind, if Nell wants to join me on a camping trip to the woods, well...... Besides, how will anyone know your sandwich contains Marmite?
Posted: 05/07/2003 09:28

I think that the lovely Nell will be missing out on MY company... Marmite - YUK!
Posted: 05/07/2003 11:40

Yeah, yuk. The Xtreme sandwich website has an unusual effect though; I'd swear I can smell the marmite!
Posted: 05/07/2003 11:56

You just have to be holding a jar of M at the same time - you don't have be EAT the damned stuff...thank goodness. Did you see the rules? If you aren't wearing the appropriate safety equipment e.g. a helmet when biking, you're disqualified. Who decides what the level of safety equipment is?
Posted: 05/07/2003 12:39

Marmite - spread thickly on crusty bread, YUMMMMYYYYYY Just don't plan on doing any snogging afterwards. Also did you know it's an effective insect repellant especially for mozzies as the vitamin B makes the blood taste bad?
Posted: 05/07/2003 12:42

What safety equipment is there that can protect you from Marmite?
Posted: 05/07/2003 12:42

As for the safety equipment, it only mentions it in the hints and tips. If you look and the full T&C's there is no mention of and as these bits make the legally binding contract, they cannot disqualify you for not wearing them
Posted: 05/07/2003 12:51

"If you do choose to do an Xtreme sport you must wear the recommended protective gear during the activity. Photos showing Xtreme activity without protective gear will be disqualified. (e.g. Mountain Biking without a helmet)" still sounds pretty emphatic!
Posted: 05/07/2003 13:03

why would you be mountain biking without a helmet? are marmite sarnies that good a protection against skull fractures?
Posted: 06/07/2003 18:52

On several occasions I've been asked to supervise at charity events, and some people get quite embarrassed about wearing their helmets etc. for the press photo shoot and want to take them off, even when they've been wearing them all day. These are usually people who are participating in an adventure sport that they don't normally do. It's important that they do wear the kit though, otherwise people will write in complaining that the participants don't look properly equipped. This happened to prince Will a few years ago; I expect the marmite people are trying to pre-empt this.
Posted: 06/07/2003 21:59

Had marmite on toast this morning in bed, what sort of safty device should I have been wearing?
Posted: 07/07/2003 09:32

Depends who else was in bed with you at the time......
Posted: 07/07/2003 11:16

LOL! Knowing Mike, he'd need FULL precautions....
Posted: 07/07/2003 15:05

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW Foul mental picture developing. :)
Posted: 07/07/2003 17:52

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