I noticed a whitish line on my wrist, Oh no, is my wrist going to fall off, then I realised it was where my watch sits sometimes .
Rhubarb? Nothing grows here, we're in a drought.
Glad to hear that your arm's not cracked - and you've got some drugs
What Pete said good to hear you're alright-ish
Time for a cuppa and a jaffa cake
Off 'new tractor' spotting................
I'm glad some of us have a life
Egg n chips time
What were you doing on the roof, not getting an all-over tan I hope
Re grass, not enough rain for it to shoot up too much, and of course its looking very smart due to a certain nice fella with a mower
The annoying fly has come out of hybernation, you know, the big bluebottle that can't seem to find the open window/door.
Off to pick up small noisy beings
The sale prices at Go Outdoors .
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