Long time, no see!
I bumped into Bonnie Tyler at the weekend and asked her if she wanted to go for a coffee.
'What about Starbucks?' I asked.
'Nah, don't fancy that' said Bonnie.
'Nope, not there either.'
I was starting to get fed up. 'I'm running out of options Bonnie. Where will we go?'
She replied 'I'm holding out for a Nero...'
One of the Glazers was in Tescos and saw an old lady struggling with 6 bags of shopping. He asked her 'Can you manage?'
'F*** off, it's your problem...' she said.
Breaking news...following the Ikea meatballs content scandal, scientists have now identified traces of wood in their furniture.
The Pope has been accused of being a bad influence on Catholics wordwide by slipping out before the job's finished.
I'll sell you mine! Only 20 years old, and at least 4 of the pegs are as good as new
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