A snail goes into a bar and says to the barman 'It's a bit slow in here tonight...'
How do mathematicians deal with constipation?
They work it out with a ruler.
I told my wife 10 puns in a row to try and make her laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Archaelogists in Egypt have uncovered a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts, and believe it may be Pharoah Roche.
CCTV footage of a robbery showed the suspect wearing a suit, carrying a briefcase, and covered in salt and pepper. Police say they are looking for a seasoned professional.
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