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Festive Health Tips

Butcher's Dog!
Regular outdoor fitness tips from the canine on creatine. Cold wet nose and glossy coat guaranteed.

Survive Christmas With The Canny Canine

Christmas brings its own problems, or rather we bring them on ourselves, but it doesn't need to be quite that bad. Just follow my doggy dictates and you can deal with some of the major sanity threats with the minimum of mania. And just remember, dogs are for walks, not for Christmas...

Weak In A Week? First, try to remember that even if you're strapped onto the Christmas sofa and forced to imbibe and consume, it won't necessarily do you that much harm - most people can miss around a week of training before it begins to affect your fitness. In fact, if you're been training hard recently, a few day's rest might be just what you need to revover.

Watch The Alcohol No, we're not going to tell you not to drink, I mean, let's get real, but what we do suggest is that you remember that it's diuretic, which means you're likely to be dehydrated next day. It can take hours to hydrate properly, so try and mix in some glasses of water with all that wine and whisky and get a few pints of H2O down your gullet before you turn in. Dehydration will seriously affect your performance, even at quite a moderate level and can cause headaches, cramps etc...

Bash That Belly If you do succumb and put a few pounds on over the festive season, don't panic. Walking is one of the best fat-burning exercises there is because it's prolonged and low intensity, just at the right level to utilise your fat-burning mechanism, so use it as a spur to get out in the new year or before.

Xmas Training Christmas Day's a fantastic time for a walk, bike or run - no-one else is around and there's a quiet serenity that feels special. More practically, vigorous activity will up your metabolic rate for around 24 hours after training, so not only will you feel that your dinner is more deserved, you'll actually burn it off faster. Two turkey's with one stone eh...

Viral Doom family gatherings, unfortunately, can bring new germs from all over the country, but you can minimise your risks of festive flu by making a concious effort not to rub your face and eyes with your hand and by evicitng the sneezers immediately (you wish). Also, bear in mind, after hard training, your immune system is temporarily depressed, so lock yourself in the bathroom for 30 minutes before facing the coughs and sneezes of outrageous fortune.

Sprouts Out The latest research suggests that sprouts are the embodiment of all evil, particularly if you are a digestive tract. But use it to you advantage and when the farting's starting, whish everyone outside for a quick walk - 'It'll clea rthe air' always goes down well.

And that's enough doggy advice for this year.

Have a good one folks.

Woooof!!!!!!


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